Liverpool thread 2017/18

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Finally bumped into my only Liverpool supporting mate, who had kept a very low profile since Saturday.
During some light-hearted banter about the game (haahahah) I pointed out to him how similar they are to the rags.
‘What do you mean’? He enquired.
I pointed out that they both rely on one world class player each, they both have high-profile rent-a-quote media darling managers, they both have fans who bang on tirelessy about ‘istreee’ they both got to cup finals this year, and both have nothing to show for it.
After a moment he blindsided me with a response you couldn’t have predicted.......
‘Wait till next season’
 
He knows what he's doing, he plays to the gallery all the time. The more the fans idolise him, and think he's one of them, the more difficult it is to sack him. It hides his consistent bottle jobs in finals, limited playing style and consistency problems in the league. Dipper fans think he's a world beater, he's hit the bullseye of their fan culture.

Control the mob, and you control Rome.
But not Kiev.
 
Finally bumped into my only Liverpool supporting mate, who had kept a very low profile since Saturday.
During some light-hearted banter about the game (haahahah) I pointed out to him how similar they are to the rags.
‘What do you mean’? He enquired.
I pointed out that they both rely on one world class player each, they both have high-profile rent-a-quote media darling managers, they both have fans who bang on tirelessy about ‘istreee’ they both got to cup finals this year, and both have nothing to show for it.
After a moment he blindsided me with a response you couldn’t have predicted.......
‘Wait till next season’
Not heard that before, they are an embarrassment.

We need to lay this Anfield hoodoo to rest good and proper next and batter the scouse w@nkers. Got a feeling the players will be well up for beating the Dippers next season.
 
I'm in a childish mood....

The wheels on the Scouse bus go round and round, round and round

The wheels on the Scouse bus go round and round, round and round

No trophy for miles around...


The wheels on their bus go round and round, round and round

The wheels on their bus go round and round, round and round

And then some scouser nicks them...
Childish?!? I think you should put the crack pipe down.
 
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Lol superb.
 
Fekir , fabinho and Allison this summer ?

They will be better , but will still bottle it



Fabinho was pretty quick FFS
 
He can't believe how far Liverpool have come???


To be fair he's one of the more reasonable LFC fans, if more of them were like that I wouldn't find them half as annoying... The same can't be said of his mate on RedmenTV the lasting memory I have of him in the glasses was him giving our club and Raheem a bitter tirade outside the etihad after they beat us 1-4:



Wasn't that when Klopp gave it the "boom" talk too? Talk about bitter.
 
Fekir , fabinho and Allison this summer ?

They will be better , but will still bottle it



Fabinho was pretty quick FFS

And don`t forget Keita. That`s 4 fantastic signings. I don`t think they`re capable of being consistent throughout a whole season, but it will be hard to play against them next year
 
Their midfield would be fekir , fabinho and keita

If they get Allison as well , it will some upgrade on those donkeys Milner and Henderson
 
And don`t forget Keita. That`s 4 fantastic signings. I don`t think they`re capable of being consistent throughout a whole season, but it will be hard to play against them next year
They didn't do too badly against us this season. I'm hoping their new signings change that dynamic and they just become more like every other team in the league for us
 
They didn't do too badly against us this season. I'm hoping their new signings change that dynamic and they just become more like every other team in the league for us
This will probably happen. The thing most teams have struggled with against them is the fast balls in behind. They started doing that because their midfield is piss poor and workman like. With better players in there they’ll try and work through the team more.
 
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