Gave up shagging, booze and gambling once, worst 24 hours of my life, still do the latter two now.7 hours and counting. 364 days and 17 hours to go.
Gave up shagging, booze and gambling once, worst 24 hours of my life, still do the latter two now.7 hours and counting. 364 days and 17 hours to go.
I went ten years without looking at any.
Then puberty hit and he rest is history - (well history that hasn't been deleted from the laptop/pc/ipad)
Kids today will never know the thrill of finding a bag of Razzle, Club, Knave and Parades in a plastic bag under a bush somewhere. Too easy now, just a click and there you go.
Yeah, they were great, far better than those fucking Freeman’s catalogues.Parade? They all had big hairy fannies that remind me the Bermuda triangle. And some of them look like they had lost a dildo or two there; )
Haha. Those were the days. Freeman's Kays Grattan etc. Soon as I got my grubby mits on them as a lusty pubescent teenager, I'd by locking myself in the bathroom to eagerly look at the index for the ladies lingerie section. Once there i was eagerly looking for the scantily clad triangular bush of a sexy lady. I bet quite a few of you have tittering grin on reading this in reminiscing your youth; )Yeah, they were great, far better than those fucking Freeman’s catalogues.
A story that still sends shivers down my back. I don’t know how old I was but definitely still at primary school, I took a Freeman’s catalogue to the bog and part of my fantasy was if I didn’t lock the door a naked women would walk in. Unfortunately I was so engrossed I didn’t hear my dad come up the stairs.Haha. Those were the days. Freeman's Kays Grattan etc. Soon as I got my grubby mits on them as a lusty pubescent teenager, I'd by locking myself in the bathroom to eagerly look at the index for the ladies lingerie section. Once there i was eagerly looking for the scantily clad triangular bush of a sexy lady. I bet quite a few of you have tittering grin on reading this in reminiscing your youth; )
Sometimes the showers in the Argos catalogue had women in themThe littlewoods catalogue lingerie section works at a pinch.