Crap towns

[Kompany Car]

Ilford and Romford both crying out for a small nuclear device. Mind you there wouldn’t be much difference after detonation.

 

[BimboBob]

Llandindrod Wells. A one horse town full of idiots, and the horse is terminally ill.

Easy for you to say Rising.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Summers in Cleethorpes used to be half decent, but they’ve even stopped the scooter rally now as it attracts to many knobheads who aren’t even interested in scooters.

I haven’t been for a night out in Grimsby for years. It’s good for day time drinking, every bar you go into is like the scene from total recall when Arnie walks into that bar and comes across aload of strange people.

An old mate of mine once took me to a place in Cleethorpes known as the 'grab a granny' club(name escapes me)... We went in and most of the granny's had no teeth and looked like they needed a good wrinkle ironing.

I grabbed my coat and fucked off sharpish.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Easy for you to say Rising.

You need a bit more yeast to get me to rise Bimbo.

 

[BlueTG]

Summers in Cleethorpes used to be half decent, but they’ve even stopped the scooter rally now as it attracts to many knobheads who aren’t even interested in scooters.

I haven’t been for a night out in Grimsby for years. It’s good for day time drinking, every bar you go into is like the scene from total recall when Arnie walks into that bar and comes across aload of strange people.

Lloyd’s bar was alright. I like my rock music but I don’t look the type, some funny looks from the biker looking clans in there haha

 

[snorky]

Calling @snorky. Hereford is pretty rum mate.

Ha!
'Ereford is indeed a little on the crap side, but its positively paradisaical compared to the anal warts of nearby Kington and Cwmbran.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Ha!
'Ereford is indeed a little on the crap side, but its positively paradisaical compared to the anal warts of nearby Kington and Cwmbran.

Nice where you live mate, even though you're the only idiot in the village.

Well, the only idiot I came across whilst there; )

 

[Met Line Hammer]

I was going to say Aylesbury. But I’ve visited a few of the shit towns on here. So I won’t mention Aylesbury at all. Ever

Pedant alert. I saw ilford and Romford mentioned. They’re not even towns or cities. They’ve been London since 1965

Oh and Aylesbury

 

[dan_bo]

Anyone mentioned Avonmouth yet?

It's like Shaun of the fucking dead.

 

[RabidCity]

Rochdale

 

[allblackcitizen]

Wembley shithole

Wembley is definitely in London.

 

[mancityvstoke]

That London......cockney shithole

 

[bluemoon32]

Don't think Wrexham has been mentioned yet. Most its inhabitants have webbed feet.

Only place I've been to in North Wales, so bad I've never been back

 

[Barcon]

Nice where you live mate, even though you're the only idiot in the village.

Well, the only idiot I came across whilst there; )

Is that why he squints in one eye?

 

[City Hobgoblin]

 

[peoffrey]

Calling @snorky. Hereford is pretty rum mate.

In what way? It was home for years. Slow pace of life, a retirement home for many, locals suspicious of outsiders and many pubs in the centre.

The football team is the one thing to do of a Saturday.

 

[peoffrey]

That London......cockney shithole

Everything is in London. You need for nothing.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Everything is in London. You need for nothing.

Yeah....stabbings akimbo, loads of scumholes/scumbags.

Millwall.......Chelsea.........Spurs........all wankers

Makes Manchester look like paradise. Especially Blackley.

 

[peoffrey]

I’ve been here on or off for fifteen years and am yet to be stabbed. The same can be said for all of my family, friends, work colleagues etc.

How is Manchester paradise? The druggies and homeless people in town. Dilapidated areas in need of condemning. U****d fans more desirable neighbours than that of Millwall? Most of whom I know are sound.

Industries are here. I visit Manchester often and barely recognise the place now. It’s hardly for locals.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Listen BRUV we all know you hate Manchester and Mancs (just read CESSPIT CITY thread for your views)

Why you support MCFC I have no fucking idea.