Conspiracy theories......

Ah, but you miss the beauty of the conspiracy theory: The total absence of evidence is itself evidence of how clever the conspiracy is.

Of course. It has all fallen into place. Boy do I feel stupid.

I’ve let everyone down.
 
In the US they don't have a gun problem, although they do have a serious epidemic relating to allergies to live bullets.

In 1947 a UFO was sighted above the yet to be born Roseanne Barr.

Jackie Kennedy organised the assassination of JFK so she wouldn't have to be seen divorcing him.

Japan killed JFK as revenge for Hiroshima.

Homer was right, Lee Harvey Oswald really did want to steal the Jack Ruby.

Contrails are actually Native Americans plotting their New World Order, they communicate with smoke signals remember.

Liverpool FC and their fans really are always the victims.

The moon landing was obviously staged, they filmed it on Mars in black and white so it'd look real.

9/11 never happened.

Alex Jones is a government plant, designed to distract people from the truth.

Malaysia MH370 was shot down by the UK air force when word got out Madeleine McCann had been seen on the plane.

The mods and admins of this forum are in collusion with the GCHQ although I'm yet to figure out why.


The world's mad I tells ya
 
My neighbour firmly believes the contrails conspiracy, but,then again, she believes the world was created by the great designer just 6000 years ago.
 
That ones been around for years.

Wouldn't take it too seriously, there was a shitload of crazy ad hominem attacks on Obama.
Not a comment on the Michelle Obama theory but more on the American political system in general.

Obama did have a lot of things said about him but so did Bill Clinton, G.W. Bush and Trump for that matter. It might go back further than that but I don't recall the often baseless attacks against Bush the elder, Reagan or Carter. It seemed more policy driven then. That being said, it might have happened and I just wasn't old enough to pay attention to it at the time.

It just seems to be how things are done now.
 
Corbyn is secretly a Jewish stooge to discredit the Labour Party and their anti-capitalist views

Jackie Kennedy shot John with a gun concealed in her handbag

Just some of the theories I’ve had to debate with an in-law recently
 

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