A small dilemma - help needed

[East Level 2]

Used this one myself. Tell her you’ve got a big problem in work and you got to sort it out by Monday morning. Of course, you’ll need to work through the night to get it done.

Sound advice. Just make sure you're not on the telly.

 

[Armchair Supporter]

marriage requires sacrifice.

Lots of it and frequently

 

[plongo]

So here goes. Any sensible advise much appreciated.

So I am off to Newport this Saturday. Problem is the mrs doesn’t know yet.

Was planning to inform her tonight but the reaction to my late arrival home and chocolates instead of flowers meant it was probably not the time.

Don’t worry it gets worse. I am on the piss in Cardiff on Saturday night and back Sunday.

Having just successfully pulled the situation around tonight with a trip to Sainsbury’s and a decent bunch of flowers I also need to navigate the fact we have a holiday booked (Spain) with her family next Wednesday for an anniversary and I can’t go as I have a hand over of a building at work. Also the small matter of being at Wembley on the Sunday which I am taking my kids to and we don’t get back from the holiday I am not going on until the Monday.

She has just said I can’t wait for the two weekends and some quality time together.

Neither can I but for other reasons such as a new ground and a cup final?

How do I get out of this small dilemma while keeping her happy. Missing either match is not happening.

Ps she has a temper like that blonde women road rage killer from about twenty years backs takes it's toll

Advise please?

Just throw your hands in the air and admit you a c*nt. Then go on to explain that you're under some kind of mystical spell, cast by a strange virtual character (this is all leading to a sympathy plea due to overwork and stress) known as GDM (it's believable). After all you do overwork and the stress takes it s toll.
If you need to offload any "spares" you know where I am.

 

[andyhinch]

So here goes. Any sensible advise much appreciated.

So I am off to Newport this Saturday. Problem is the mrs doesn’t know yet.

Was planning to inform her tonight but the reaction to my late arrival home and chocolates instead of flowers meant it was probably not the time.

Don’t worry it gets worse. I am on the piss in Cardiff on Saturday night and back Sunday.

Having just successfully pulled the situation around tonight with a trip to Sainsbury’s and a decent bunch of flowers I also need to navigate the fact we have a holiday booked (Spain) with her family next Wednesday for an anniversary and I can’t go as I have a hand over of a building at work. Also the small matter of being at Wembley on the Sunday which I am taking my kids to and we don’t get back from the holiday I am not going on until the Monday.

She has just said I can’t wait for the two weekends and some quality time together.

Neither can I but for other reasons such as a new ground and a cup final?

How do I get out of this small dilemma while keeping her happy. Missing either match is not happening.

Ps she has a temper like that blonde women road rage killer from about twenty years back.

Advise please?

So your putting some woman before me, well fuck you, you slag.

 

[aguero93:20]

marriage requires sacrifice.

Lots of it and frequently

He's probably run out of goats.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My bird told me tonight by text message that she’s staying at her Sister’s all weekend for some girly weekend for her Cousin’s birthday.

If I did that to her she’d see her fucking arse and be funny with me for a few days.

Me, I’m looking forward to chilling out all weekend and watching the FA Cup and the rugby league World Club Challenge on Sunday night.

Solitude is bliss!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Just tell her your dilemna and that you have put it the vote on a football forum inhabited by random blokes, then tell her she lost. If she has any compassion she'll understand and you're off scott free. It works every time.

 

[aguero93:20]

Just tell her your dilemna and that you have put it the vote on a football forum inhabited by random blokes, then tell her she lost. If she has any compassion she'll understand and you're off scott free. It works every time.

Hang on now, you're presuming she'll lose the vote, she's got my vote for starters.

 

[oakiecokie]

Will you tell her that?

To be fair Karen doesn`t own a pair of hairy balls.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Just tell her your dilemna and that you have put it the vote on a football forum inhabited by random blokes, then tell her she lost. If she has any compassion she'll understand and you're off scott free. It works every time.

Random blokes on a football forum?

This is infamous off topic kangaroo court of Bluemoon, where sound advice is always issued; )

Tie your Mrs to a kitchen chair with your City scarf, shove a sock in her cake hole, then do one for the weekend. Job done.