Liverpool thread 2018/19

[Blueknows]

dear me

 

[notthenorthernquarter]

dear me

They've gone for the money shot before their balls have fully dropped again.

 

[bluejon]

dear me

i can't watch that, but out of interest, does it show the bit where sergio shuts them the fuck up?

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Let’s hope he fucking hates the dippers.

He probably does. Only human after all

 

[blueballs84]

God I hope Hazard breaks some scousers hearts before he flies off into the sunset (well Madrid anyway).

 

[Breadsnapper]

Standard Chartered expected to pay just over $1 billion to resolve US, UK probes
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/04/08...-to-pay-over-1-billion-to-resolve-probes.html

Sponsored by a company with links to a rogue nuclear state with poor human rights.

Fucking hypocrites.

I think you'll find it's CEO is. Chelsea fan.

 

[vmsuhail]

Chelsea and Hazard finding form at a nice time.....

Whoever scores the winner at Anfield will attain legendary status of Demba Ba.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

"The Welsh Xavi" and "That was foochin' offside!" are my favourite lines.

Just hilarious. I love that video.

I will always have a soft spot for Dwight Gayle.

My favourite is...
'Look at dat, 'e elbows 'im in the face!
'Then 'e 'elbows Johnson in the face!
'Bang out of order, dat!'

'

 

[Ancient Citizen]

If he wants to bum you he fucking will.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Haha dippers preaching on empty seats now,try being in 4 comps,it gets very expensive for working class fans

Hypocrites...they seem to blinker out that they have on average 2000 empty seats. It would be a lot more if it wasnt for their oversees nordic fanbase travelling for every home game

Just took aqui k look at the rawk City thread...all they bleat on about is empty seats blah blah blah...cheats this, dock them points....and now this one, they think that them having a higher wage bill is a lie

Fucking scouse victims

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I see they have the pleasure of Lahoz tonight.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Hazard is a truly world class player.

When he’s on it there’s fuck all you can do. If he wants to bum you he fucking will.

Let’s hope he fucking hates the dippers.

Agreed he is very good when on-song but too many off days for my liking.....

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Just watched that ‘Men in Blazers’ show on NBCSN (running after the Chelsea match) and have no plans to ever watch it again.

Here are some highlights so others can learn from my mistake:

• Barely featured our earlier league game and still managed to call us an AI experiment (while the camera was on Pep)
• Referred to us as “Quadruple*” (actually saying asterisk)
• Whilst reviewing the Soton-Liverpool with a close up of Klopp, they said that Liverpool are battling “Manchester City’s robots” and that Liverpool bring the strength and passion of humans (with a passing comment about also having the flaws)
• Practically orgasmed when describing Salah’s goal
• Referred to Liverpool as embodying “tenacity, belief, desire” and are “the personification of their leader” as Klopp’s chompers gleened on the screen

I’ve just been sick on the sofa.

Is that really the next accusation that we are no longer 'juicing' but we are in fact not human?

Have you ever seen Spanish Dave and T-2000 in the same room at the same time? Just saying..........

 

[lightning Rodri]

Is that really the next accusation that we are no longer 'juicing' but we are in fact not human?

Have you ever seen Spanish Dave and T-2000 in the same room at the same time? Just saying..........

With the new time machine that the sheikh bought, I heard, they can even be seen in different rooms at same time :)

 

[mat]

I see they have the pleasure of Lahoz tonight.

Did ok for them last time...

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Did ok for them last time...

I thought much the same.

 

[aguero93:20]

Did ok for them last time...

They were playing against us though, Porto are establishment.

 

[purplenose]

I really do wish we were playing these twats again this season. If we manage to get to the CL final (which I doubt) it would be fucking great to give the bastards a sound spanking in Madrid.

 

[rnblade]

The delusional dippers are clutching at straws now, to call us robots is a a compliment, as we rarely make mistakes and perform accurately.

Hopefully the only thing they’ll be clutching after tonight is a candle if Porto do a number on them.
Priceless.

 

[purplenose]

The delusional dippers are clutching at straws now, to call us robots is a a compliment, as we rarely make mistakes and perform accurately.

Hopefully the only thing they’ll be clutching after tonight is a candle if Porto do a number on them.
Priceless.

They will get past porto and I hope they do, we want them having to play Barcelona twice (or the rags which actually might be more exhausting for them) in the middle of this run in.