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Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:
All the signs are pointing to only one result next Tuesday: 5-0 to Klopp's Kings of the Kop.

I've written a little poem..

I wandered lonely as a scouse,
That walks on high o'er Mancs and Cockneys;
When all at once I saw a crowd
Of red outside the gates of Shankly;
Beside the bricks and broken glass
For all the world to see our class.

Continuous as a row of houses
All boarded up and full of needles;
The stretched like elasticated trousers
That are sometimes worn by portly people;
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing missiles in sprightly dance.

The away bus near them crashed, and they
Destroyed this bus in sparkling glee;
A hooligan could not be but 'happy'
In such a feral company;
I gazed - and gazed - but little thought
What wealth our tours of Europe brought.

For oft when on my oath I lie
In court before the magistrate;
I think about those flying bricks
Which are the bliss of abstract states;
And then my heart with pleasure expands
At the thought of attacking Catalans.
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Take a bow sir.
 
Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:
All the signs are pointing to only one result next Tuesday: 5-0 to Klopp's Kings of the Kop.

I've written a little poem..

I wandered lonely as a scouse,
That walks on high o'er Mancs and Cockneys;
When all at once I saw a crowd
Of red outside the gates of Shankly;
Beside the bricks and broken glass
For all the world to see our class.

Continuous as a row of houses
All boarded up and full of needles;
The stretched like elasticated trousers
That are sometimes worn by portly people;
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing missiles in sprightly dance.

The away bus near them crashed, and they
Destroyed this bus in sparkling glee;
A hooligan could not be but 'happy'
In such a feral company;
I gazed - and gazed - but little thought
What wealth our tours of Europe brought.

For oft when on my oath I lie
In court before the magistrate;
I think about those flying bricks
Which are the bliss of abstract states;
And then my heart with pleasure expands
At the thought of attacking Catalans.
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Absolutely boss la.
 
Lets brick the Spanish bus la and give them a welcome they will never have witnessed before....my spot is already booked on top of the riot van
 
On behalf of Liverpool fans from the exalted kop and all over globe I would like to apologise unreservedly for all and every wrongdoing done in the name of our 'special special' redmen, apparently it was our fault la
 


love the way the milky bar kid says " barcelona will be watching that and shitting it"
 
Tanzeylee said:
On behalf of Liverpool fans from the exalted kop and all over globe I would like to apologise unreservedly for all and every wrongdoing done in the name of our 'special special' redmen, apparently it was our fault la
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Need to work on your fiction writing, mate, it needs to have some basis in reality to be taken seriously.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Sadly, you have been infected by the Dipper virus. I present a thread for whenever times are good and bad ;)


Feck Game of Thrones the other night, it was our glorious Red Men who fought until they dropped, no quarter given, none asked.

We have our own Jon Snow in Jurgen. Remember that.

His calling was always Anfield, to assemble the masses from afar.

From Egypt, they heard the clarion call. From Senegal. From the beaches of Brazil, to the tenements of Glasgow.

The likes of Shitty, Barcelona, United, Real Madrid and PSG?

An army of the dead, soulless. A meaningless existence and a desire to crush everything underfoot.

Except they can't and they won't.

They can throw as much on the pyre as they like. The gaffer is waiting you see. Next Tuesday, at our own glorious castle, he will have stood behind him a legion of 50,000 strong.

Let them come. Let them feel our wrath. Let them feel the spittle and contempt we have within our throats.

Let them have it.

Messi might fancy himself as the Night King, but there is plenty of dragon glass around our way.

From whence we came, LFC WILL again remind everybody who really are the true Kings...
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DrBlueBob said:
FFS!
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Just read the rest of the thread and I had assumed this was lifted straight from RAWK.
If this is your own work then chapeau sir.
 
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