United thread 2019/20

[KS55]

I see them as bottom half next season. Not just blue tinted glasses.
1 OGS has no obvious managerial talent. His early good run was against the weaker brethren; after that they were poor against the bigger boys.
2 They have huge defensive problems. De Gea may be off.
3 Who will score the goals? Unless Rashford and Martial pick up their form, they could suffer a goal drought.
4 Midfield is unknown quantity. Will Pog leave?
5 They have no idea what their best team is, may take a while; expect early dropped points.
6 Hierarchy is a mess. Where is the long promiised DOF?
7 Recruitment is poor and best players will avoid them, till their prospects are better.

Welcome to Yoonited.

 

[malg]

 

[Ric]

I see them as bottom half next season. Not just blue tinted glasses.

Can’t see it, tbh. They’re a poor side, but the financial gulf between the top six and the rest make it virtually impossible for any of the “top” sides to drop that low. It would take one of them to have a disastrous season just to finish seventh, never mind bottom half.

 

[Ric]

Can't believe it first one

SCUM

Ha, no there have been plenty of others already. Just been deleting those because single word posts like “scum” or “c*nts” doesn’t really add much to the discussion!

 

[Dreadzone]

Can’t see it, tbh. They’re a poor side, but the financial gulf between the top six and the rest make it virtually impossible for any of the “top” sides to drop that low. It would take one of them to have a disastrous season just to finish seventh, never mind bottom half.

Here’s hoping eh!

 

[Dreadzone]

Ha, no there have been plenty of others already. Just been deleting those because single word posts like “scum” or “c*nts” doesn’t really add much to the discussion!

Ah, not really though. Some of us may not have been lucky enough to get the level of education you, and others have been gifted with. Some, like moi, may not have access to linguistic skills to correctly convey and express our thoughts. But, EVERYONE knows it can all be summed up in 1/2 words:
Sc...y c..ts!

 

[lonestay]

The prem will give them incredible luck next season if things are not going well , the best buy in the close season will be the VAR team for them .

 

[Ric]

Didn’t they claim to have 75,000 on the waiting list recently!

 

[waspish]

Didn’t they claim to have 75,000 on the waiting list recently!

One there lap dogs tweeted few weeks back that they had sold out in record time so was he telling porkies.

 

[KS55]

Can’t see it, tbh. They’re a poor side, but the financial gulf between the top six and the rest make it virtually impossible for any of the “top” sides to drop that low. It would take one of them to have a disastrous season just to finish seventh, never mind bottom half.

Well, here's hoping !

 

[super_city_si]

Going to be fun watching them struggle this season. They have so many problem areas to address. i Honestly believe they’re in a fight for top 7 as it stands. Some signings may change that but they have too many holes to fill in one window and the manager is one of them. Still can’t believe they gave him the job.

 

[Vienna_70]

One there lap dogs tweeted few weeks back that they had sold out in record time so was he telling porkies.

Hence the continuing stories emanating from rag central regarding the impending arrival of Bale, de Ligt, Cancelo, Felix and, of course, Snijder.

 

[oldhamblue]

The Sky top 4 has now become the top 6. After next season it will be the top 9 to try and keep the inconsequential c@nts relevant. The year after, the top 14.

 

[blueish swede]

I wonder if the derby will be on telly?
I think yes if we play them early on, no if it's November or later.

 

[Indaparkside]

I wonder if the derby will be on telly?
I think yes if we play them early on, no if it's November or later.

Don’t talk shite no derby on tv

 

[pirate]

James could be a decent signing for them - he caused us a few problems at Swansea last season - and I can understand why they might move away from their policy of signing established “stars”. It’s hardly been a roaring success for them of late. They’ve tried everything else, so they might as well have a go at signing young unproven players. But then you read that they’re still offering contract extensions to the likes of Young, Jones, Smalling and now Mata, and it makes you wonder what on earth their strategy for next season actually is.

If they lost De Gea and Pogba then their top six place could be under genuine threat from the likes of Wolves and Everton.

their top 6 place is under threat even if they keep them

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Going to be fun watching them struggle this season. They have so many problem areas to address. i Honestly believe they’re in a fight for top 7 as it stands. Some signings may change that but they have too many holes to fill in one window and the manager is one of them. Still can’t believe they gave him the job.

Ole is a club hero , and he will get them doing things " the united way " , how could you have any doubts regarding his credentials ?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Ole is a club hero , and he will get them doing things " the united way " , how could you have any doubts regarding his credentials ?

What is this mystical "united way" of which you speak?
Where does it lead and how long does it take?

 

[pirate]

Can’t see it, tbh. They’re a poor side, but the financial gulf between the top six and the rest make it virtually impossible for any of the “top” sides to drop that low. It would take one of them to have a disastrous season just to finish seventh, never mind bottom half.

history says otherwise
in the past 9 years liverpool have finished outside the top 6 twice and man u and chelski have each slippped outside the top 6 once

 

[waspish]

Ole is a club hero , and he will get them doing things " the united way " , how could you have any doubts regarding his credentials ?

Yep the old fergie way get wide and smash it in the box or hoof down the channels to the cheap speed merchant and the next Welsh wizard.