United thread 2019/20

[kaz7]

I hope Eriksen is not going to Man Utd.

Lol

 

[TheBlueDune]

£50m on a RB! ruining football tbh

To be fair, he's had one decent season in a middling team. So he's got proven credentials for next season.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Is it too early to call them scum?
Sat in local pub and ss is going on about wanka. Would appear he's a worldie.
In other news Mahrez hasn't paid his nanny.

Paul Parker on 5Live earlier was singing his praises - great talent, great buy, going to a massive club but has the temperament etc etc - I assumed Parker had seen his every game - then says " I was fortunate enough to see him play 90 minutes last season " - I hope to fuck Parker is the rags chief scout !

 

[bluethrunthru]

To be fair, he's had one decent season in a middling team. So he's got proven credentials for next season.

Deadly in front of ( his own ) goal - real threat in that department to Phil the Face.

 

[BigOscar]

To be fair, he's had one decent season in a middling team. So he's got proven credentials for next season.

It went so well with Luke Shaw, no wonder they keep going on this great path. In 4 years time AWB is due to have an alright season where he doesn't look nearl as shit as the rest of the clowns in defence

 

[jimharri]

 

[manimanc]

But don't worry as ****face gill at UEFA will make sure FFP doesn't get a sniff of the financial shit sandwich at ragworld.
Mum's the word.

 

[jimharri]

 

[Blue Hefner]

What a fucking pity.......

 

[goatersnipple]

Can we have that as a banner.
In norwich colours.
Life gets better .

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Bunch of fucking mard arses, when we wanted Swales gone it was protests outside the Maine Stand entrance. United do what United fans do,go on social media rather than going anywhere near the ground.

 

[manimanc]

They never had these glazer out flaps when they was winning things, it's their default mode when operation the utd way goes tits up .


Let them suffer the rag mardarses, do they really think getting rid of the glazers will sort everything out and they'll suddenly become successful again?

Roll on next season, in fact roll on pre season and hope leeds stuff them in the friendly.

 

[Vienna_70]

Deadly in front of ( his own ) goal - real threat in that department to Phil the Face.

The new Stan Laurel and wank-bissaka will make a great comedy duo.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The new Stan Laurel and wank-bissaka will make a great comedy duo.

"Thats another fine mess you've gotten me into ".........lol

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

It's a good move for wanka, the way two planks gives out contacts, he'll still be on the payroll aged 40, even if he's shit.

 

[BlueAnorak]

In other news, David Moyes's 6 year contract at Utd comes to an end in a week and a half. It is thought unlikely that his contract will be renewed.
I know it's already been done, but hey, it's funny.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Just shows the difference between city and the rags now.
Were talking about david silva leaving and all trying to take it In.
Everyone of there players could leave and not one rag would at an eye lid

Exactly :-)

 

[nmc]

They never had these glazer out flaps when they was winning things, it's their default mode when operation the utd way goes tits up .


Let them suffer the rag mardarses, do they really think getting rid of the glazers will sort everything out and they'll suddenly become successful again?

Roll on next season, in fact roll on pre season and hope leeds stuff them in the friendly.

Can’t see the Glazers selling - they have a cash cow that pays out year on year - why give that up. They have an asset that effectively cost them nothing - because the leveraged deal meant the club borrowed the money to buy itself. Love the Gazers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They play a mini tournament with Leeds in Perth in a few weeks, the local news channels are ramping up their blatant sales pitch and its horrendous. Tonight we had to put up with numerous goals from when they were good, bumper crowd scenes from when they were good with the newsreader doing the tour of the swamp and the tour guide gleefully telling him and the camera how it’s always filled to the brim and season tickets are dead mans boots. We were then treated to an inside view of where the family man and his teenage terror buddies used to sit in the changing room.
Next we moved to the Optus stadium here in Perth where they’d assembled about ten Aussie rags and a token Irish one to sing a rag song and taste a new rag beer brewed especially for the tournament.
Not once did anyone in the newsroom utter the immortal words ‘but they’ve been shit since Ferguson left’

MUTV?

 

[manimanc]

In other news, David Moyes's 6 year contract at Utd comes to an end in a week and a half. It is thought unlikely that his contract will be renewed.
I know it's already been done, but hey, it's funny.

Wee davy would have cleaned up if they'd kept faith in him.