United thread 2019/20

[Fred_Quimby]

Still unbeaten. Go rags go.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Well done to the Mordor Meercats...It's all down hill from now on..

 

[BlueRockape]

No wonder the cûnts don't want big screens in the ground. If this is anything to go by we will be lucky to get 4th

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

Super Sky bigging up a magnificent pre-season for the Rags....hands up who’d heard of this team before tonight? No-one??

KRISTIANSUND 0-1 MANURE

It's five wins from five for ‘Nited in pre-season but they were made to work hard for the win by Kristiansund.

They could easily struggle for top 8....fingers crossed.

 

[BlueRockape]

Apparently the one in nappies was ogs son ....oh fuck

 

[Vienna_70]

Just had a sneaky 20 second visit to MUTV, commentator praising Kristiansund defensive qualities!! 0/0

I hope you scrubbed yourself with carbolic soap using a hard-bristled brush afterwards.

Rags finding positives where there really are none.

 

[Woody135]

They really are a joke.
Its bad enough (for them) that they just had their worst season in decades and by all accounts still look like they will go backwards again based on the contract renewals and transfer activity (to date).
But less than 2 weeks before the start of the biggest season for them in a long time, and players and a manager that have everything to prove and nothing to fall back on, they take their players to the arse-end of nowhere to play a joke fixture against their managers boyhood club so that he can wave at his friends, play against his son and have his other son on the bench with him.
If that was my club I’d be fuming

 

[kippaxking79]

All these pre season friendly wins are putting false hope in the minions that follow them. Give it 4 or 5 weeks into the season and the cards will come crashing down. Loverly Jubberly!!!

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Not sold all of their season tickets yet?

Manchester United are in talks over the potential signing of Juventus forward Paulo Dybala.

It is understood negotiations are at a very early stage and there is no guarantee United will make an offer for the Argentina forward, or that he would welcome a move to Old Trafford.

Story

Just about late enough to blame the transfer window closing when they fail to sign him.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I see they now think they’re signing Dybala according to the BBC.

 

[Blue Mist]

I see they now think they’re signing Dybala according to the BBC.

Sky had me pissing my pants, the reporter said that his agent was over here for talks...….. but that he didn't want to come !!!!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Sky had me pissing my pants, the reporter said that his agent was over here for talks...….. but that he didn't want to come !!!!

In 2019 you don’t go from Juventus to The Scum.

You just don’t.

 

[mat]

 

[BlueRockape]

LOL

 

[Blue Hefner]

Sky had me pissing my pants, the reporter said that his agent was over here for talks...….. but that he didn't want to come !!!!

Can’t say I blame him but it’s nothing an extra £100k-a-week won’t sort out

Will they ever learn. Di Maria, Sanchez, Pogba(to an extent) didn’t want to go there but were big names - but either way, it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference who they sign as that manager of theirs is clueless

 

[kaz7]

I never thought Mata would go full rag,that's a shame

 

[jrb]

Sly Sports News and their sources still running with Maguire to United close, but the clubs are still apart on the size of the transfer fee.

Amongst numerous other United stories.

Sly Sports News really had it’s Day a long time ago.

It’s a tired, dated, and biased format, constantly pampering to United and their watching fans.

Nothing more,

 

[laserblue]

Just had a sneaky 20 second visit to MUTV, commentator praising Kristiansund defensive qualities!! 0/0

I hope you washed your eyes out with battery acid afterwards.

 

[laserblue]

Get a load of that div with the gold Premier League Champions badge on his shoulder.

 

[Deepest Blue]

The list of targets that they're closing in on, preparing a bid for and in advanced talks with has shrunk somewhat.

Bruno
Dybala
Maguire
Milinkovic Savic
Icardi
Umtiti

Are pretty much the only ones left for Woodlouse to use his genius on.
That Sky yeller ticker is going to be working overtime as the Rags show us how to make shrewd signings and rejoin the elite with young hungry English talent.

Watch and learn, Txiki lad, watch and learn.