Premier League Games 9/10/11 August 2019

[Nellies left peg]

I'm amazed to observe that Luke "Lunchbox' Shaw has piled even more weight on - from a glance at his burgeoning man-boobs and ponderous buttocks I'd guess that he's gone up a couple of oversizes from portly to to obese.
He must have a good engine on him to lug that lot around a pitch at anything above walking pace.

Yeah but he's got shed loads of kfc stamps to redeem on his phone app

 

[Hart&CitySoul]

Shaw has been dining with Lukaku and Gundogan.

was thinking that, what a porker he looks!

 

[SebastianBlue]

If you're comparing them to us, maybe

Only going from this very small sample but if they keep it up throughout the season they're shoe-ins for the top 4 IMO

I wouldn’t base any predictive analysis on a performance against United. ;-)

 

[deano ou812]

Whoosh lump it long ..

 

[Vienna_70]

"Your City is Blue!" from Chelsea.

Great to hear!

 

[malg]

Does that fucking stain Neville get paid for every time he says "Manchessa Yoonit'd"

 

[Kokonut1307]

Rags can’t even string two passes together against a severely weakened Chelsea side. Spent a fortune on defenders and they can barely handle Mount and Abraham.

 

[dave_blue12]

That cross that flashed across the Utd goal should have given Chelsea the lead. Abrahams didn't react until it was too late.

Sterling, Aguero or Jesus and that's a goal.

 

[malg]

That Chelsea top is an abomination.

 

[citytill1die84]

Kinhell