United thread 2019/20

[Blue Mist]

We aren’t even allowed to enjoy ruining football anymore.

So we are ruining the experience of ruining football ?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Here's a little gem from over on sadcafe in the KDB thread-
Saturday at 22:09
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Fantastic today, well on top of his game. Spurs giving him way too much space though
He's so good it's sickening to watch from this side of Manchester. I replied to your post because I agree that he was given "acres of space" as they say. He was afforded too much space which never hurts his cause as he's already so damn good.

I used to think that he was the head of City's snake and they'd badly falter without him but then then last year happened. An incredibly good player but I'd take Pogba over him as best player in the Premier league. Only God knows what Pogba could do surrounded by the likes of what KDB has at his disposal.

I know its wrong to laugh at retards but sometimes you just can't help it!

Own up guys, who's been posting on Sad Caf?

No chance that is someone's honest opinion........

 

[Petetheblu]

They are still wank.

Have some respect!!!!..

 

[BlueNirvana]

Why do they say 'Young Daniel James'? Hes fucking 22 in November! They go on like hes 17/18 just starting off....
He's absolutely dreadful, Zero football ability in him. He's going to run out the turnstile some weekend.

From the MUEN
Daniel James gets Wales call up
Another call up for the United youngster. HaHaHaHa

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Of the earth

Of the universe

 

[mexico1970]

Why do they say 'Young Daniel James'? Hes fucking 22 in November! They go on like hes 17/18 just starting off....
He's absolutely dreadful, Zero football ability in him. He's going to run out the turnstile some weekend.

My hand is up, I fell for it too. In fact I was sitting watching the last united game with my red relative and he kept going on about how he is developing like Foden. I'm going to rag him for that when I see him.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

My hand is up, I fell for it too. In fact I was sitting watching the last united game with my red relative and he kept going on about how he is developing like Foden. I'm going to rag him for that when I see him.

Is this the spotty little twat that got half of football focus dedicated to him last week for no apparent reason? It's jizzyjaz all over again but with less talent. Woodward must need to convince the 1bn worldwide fans that this tool is the next Pele so they don't cry when Pogba goes.

 

[mat]

Is it me or would the press go apeshit if we'd organised a closed doors friendly against one of our PL rivals during the season?

Rags played Sheffield United at Carrington.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Come now mate, they’re still spending the Ronaldo money.

Gary Walsh money........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Neville coming up with a belter that Pogba could be in with a shout of player of the year. Why do they come up with this shite? Pogba is playing in a middling United side that will compete in the second tier of European football, if we applied his logic Kinkladze should have been give player of the year when we got relegated in 1996 who was a much more talented footballer than Pogba.

Thought G-Nev was the worlds greatest pundit and footballing sage?

Has the world fallen off its axis? ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If Mctominay as the answer I shudder to think what the question is.

I assume someone through it down the gauntlet to the producers 'who can we get that is the furthest thing away from Paul Scholes skill-wise to analyse and talk us through this Paul Scholes strike?'

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

By chance, was December around the time his latest contract negotiations got underway?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The only decent rag - a former ST holder at the swamp -at work told me this morning that he hates the fucking weasel.

He said he’s more interested in his social media profile than he is in playing football.

Did you not show him the 'Beanz' video to get him back on side? ;-)

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Thought G-Nev was the worlds greatest pundit and footballing sage?

Has the world fallen off its axis? ;-)

I am absolutely sick to death of neville...his voice opinions and views are everywhere,and this season it seems worse than everl...he is now the voice of football,everything he says makes headline news.
Hearing him laugh when our goal was disallowed sat ,apprently in shock,but you could feel the underlying delight....was annoying.

But,...perhaps i can laugh at him,because when he took the job at Sky the plan must surely have been utd legend joins sky to pontificate over the next golden utd generation..not quite worked out like that tho has it Gary? Lol

 

[KentBlue]

I am absolutely sick to death of neville

I reached that stage when the rat-faced Cnut made his debut with the rags.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Why do they say 'Young Daniel James'? Hes fucking 22 in November! They go on like hes 17/18 just starting off....
He's absolutely dreadful, Zero football ability in him. He's going to run out the turnstile some weekend.

He is six months younger than Gabriel Jesus who is leading the line for Brazil. Just another Rag media myth. His performance against Wolves was embarrassing.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Have some respect!!!!..

Respectfully, they are still w@nk?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I reached that stage when the rat-faced Cnut made his debut with the rags.

I assume there was an ITV documentary special on that very night?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Thought G-Nev was the worlds greatest pundit and footballing sage?

Has the world fallen off its axis? ;-)

Let’s get to the why does the world spin thread in off topic to find out the facts.

 

[Blue Mist]

I would like to thank all the lurking Rags and please, if you can pass this on to the other one billion of you I would again be grateful. I would like to thank you all for putting money in the pocket of our owner. It is true that when the Government announced a 'tax' on plastic bags his wealth fell from 44.65 billion to 44.64 billion because as you know plastic is a by product of oil but to be fair you rallied round and bought even more petrol/diesel, I suppose all those long drives from Suffolk and the south coast to the Swamp made your purchase necessary but it is the thought that counts. In a similar way, every time you announce a new noodle sponsor their sales go up, this means that more plastic is used for packaging and more diesel is burnt for shipping. To think, without your continued support our purchase of Rodri may not have happened.
Finally as you support our owner so well I will in turn support yours, I promise that if I am ever in some god forsaken shithole town in America I will visit one of his shopping malls.