United thread 2019/20

[dadnlad]

and

 

[I'm With Stupid]

and

And that gives him the chance to do his pun.

 

[DRINKLEVEDRY]

And that gives him the chance to do his pun.

Thankyou.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

according to sports bible the swamp had plenty of empty seats for the game against Chelsea.....sorry don't know how to post pictures.

Clearly lies as there's still a waiting list for 100,000 rags who live in Manchester and just can't get tickets.

 

[Impeccable One]

I can't do that stuff.

When I bought some in Whalley Range it didn't smell great and messed my head up !

 

[Impeccable One]

Me too, now on Old Spice

I can't do that stuff.

When I bought some in Whalley Range it didn't smell great and messed my head up !

 

[Vienna_70]

Have a word with Paddy Barclay. He'll get a press campaign for him to become "English".

(Seem to remember he tried this before with Jizzyjaz.)

He wasn’t the only one. I seem to remember the whole of British media wanking themselves stupid over the thought that he could represent England.

 

[KentBlue]

He wasn’t the only one. I seem to remember the whole of British media wanking themselves stupid over the thought that he could represent England.

And never forget the bullshit hype of Zidane Cleverly.

 

[citizen_maine]

Have a word with Paddy Barclay. He'll get a press campaign for him to become "English".

(Seem to remember he tried this before with Jizzyjaz.)

Scotsman campaigning to turn Welshman into Englishman? Sounds Irish man

 

[big gaz]

And never forget the bullshit hype of Zidane Cleverly.

I'm sure you guys will think of or remember more, but Cleverly brought it home big time, wear a rag shirt you're an international player and world class ffs.
Ps I've remember more of them scum.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Maguire and Martial maybe, but I’m struggling with the other two.

Carlton isn’t a Dinho nor Rodri. He doesn’t hold a candle to KdB, Merlin, Gundog or even Phil and he certainly isn’t a winger.

Likewise, Rashford is nowhere near as good as Sergio, Gabriel, Raheem, Leroy nor Bernardo to play up front or out wide.

I missed the `NT off 8-)

 

[1.618034]

Daniel James is their Jon Macken.

A poor man's Darren Huckerby.

 

[Damocles]

They're putting a team together here lads. Not being sarcy either. A few additions and they might have something going on.

 

[sir baconface]

I`ve used Lynx deodorant for years. I wont be using it again. ffs Messi Lingard sales should plummet.

Yep I'm another one on my last can of Lynx.

Sorry guys, I’m sticking with Lynx. It’s the only way I get women.

 

[citizen_maine]

Sorry guys, I’m sticking with Lynx. It’s the only way I get women.

D'you beat them over the head with the can?

 

[sir baconface]

D'you beat them over the head with the can?

Whatever it takes.

 

[mat]

Sorry guys, I’m sticking with Lynx. It’s the only way I get women.

Catnip for teens.

Are you Glitter in disguise?

:)

 

[sir baconface]

Catnip for teens.

Are you Glitter in disguise?

:)

Hello. Hello.
Good to be back.

 

[lancs blue]

I can't do that stuff.

When I bought some in Whalley Range it didn't smell great and messed my head up !

You're not supposed to drink it.

 

[deano ou812]

They're putting a team together here lads. Not being sarcy either. A few additions and they might have something going on.

Yeah going on challenging for between 4-6 place,the match against wolves Monday night flattered them,wolves had one eye on Torino on thurs,they’ll stick around for a few games more then start dropping away ...