Michael Owen vs Alan Shearer after calling Newcastle a Small Club

Born in Chester, lives in north wales, try working the the tight arsed c***, agreed a price to plaster out his brothers house which he purchased, finished job, wanted to dock £1k off, so walked round job with his dad and brother, pointed out all extras which we had done (was going to do free of charge as piss easy) and charged them extra, his dad agreed on his behalf yet he refused to settle up whist he was in Madrid, in the end after loads of arguments his wife, Louise, just paid up, So fuck Mickey Owen!!

I knew a guy who painted his house in Chester and he said what a miserable cűnt Owen was and he was always moaning about poor workmanship. Then he'd just go back to watching horse racing on the telly

The same guy painted Peter Schmeichel's house when Kasper was at City
Apparently big Schmeichel was another miserable cűnt and Kasper, who was hobbling round on crutches , was a really nice fella. Always sitting in with the decorator for a chat
 
I knew a guy who painted his house in Chester and he said what a miserable cűnt Owen was and he was always moaning about poor workmanship. Then he'd just go back to watching horse racing on the telly

The same guy painted Peter Schmeichel's house when Kasper was at City
Apparently big Schmeichel was another miserable cűnt and Kasper, who was hobbling round on crutches , was a really nice fella. Always sitting in with the decorator for a chat
Maybe this painter's work really was shit? :-)

Doesn't not make Schmeichel and Owen c*nts though.
 
Maybe this painter's work really was shit? :-)

Doesn't not make Schmeichel and Owen c*nts though.

I think folk like Schmeichel and Owen are born cu*ts! And they have ****ishness heaped on them, and they fill the gap in their ****ishness by grabbing a little bit as it passes by, probably out of Eric Cantona's flat cap! What a canute he looked down in Monaco!
 
Henry Winter describes Shearer and Owen as intelligent, something that even their own mother's wouldn't venture to say in front of other people. Says all you need to know about Winter.
Winter is usually pretty good, but lately gone off the rails.In yesterday's Times he wrote that OGS was getting it right, taking yoonited back to the top!! Sorry, Henry, you've been smoking something.
 

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