Used to date a girl but she friendzoned me

[flook]

Oh great, this threads back, I'd missed it

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

This couldn't happen if you changed your number, Roy.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Knob her one last time and then never have any contact with her ever again. We also need pictures.

 

[jimharri]

She should join Bluemoon, she'd fit right in.

Did she ever slap a shitbag asleep on a train? Or know a guy called Clarkie?

And is she a barm or, wait for it wait for it, a muffin girl?

 

[sir baconface]

She should join Bluemoon, she'd fit right in.

karen8?

 

[mancityvstoke]

karen8?

Pussies everywhere

 

[shevtheblue]

Has there been a picture reveal in these 20 pages, yet?

 

[BimboBob]

Has there been a picture reveal in these 20 pages, yet?

Has there fuck.

 

[7evens]

Two weeks back she asked me to buy her a Smart Tv and I said no. She got pissed off and blocked me for a few days. Then a week later, we started chatting again and then started hanging out.

This was your mistake. You should have gotten the fuck out of there as soon as she got pissed off at you for not buying her a smart TV after knowing her for such a short time. That's incredibly forceful and uncomfortably direct of her, and it honestly sounds like she was using you for her own ends. I don't know where the ensuing 20 pages have taken this little episode but my god man, you deserve better.

 

[bobmcfc]

Sorry I also forgot to mention she suffers from depression and has ADHD. Her family is quite poor because her father went bankrupt. She was also in jail for 6 months for her 4th DUI case but that was 7 years ago.

You’re taking the piss right ? Surely this is a parody thread .

Hang on while I get a coffee, sit down and read the rest of this thread