Used to date a girl but she friendzoned me

Buy a telly for her from an Irish lad hanging around in Tesco's carpark. Shrink wrapped. Take it to her house. Say in exchange you wanna get laid. Do your 'thing'. Make a move before she finds out the telly has a brick inside it and won't switch on. She will be coming back for more I assure you.
 

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