Do you own anything red?

[Barcon]

I'm now wearing a dark red Adidas t-shirt with white stripes. Perhaps none of you put ketchup on a bacon barm / muffin.

Ketchup on bacon? You're out of your mind.

 

[DRINKLEVEDRY]

I`ve yet to see a red clitoris.

Oakie try poking it for 4 hours it will glow in the dark.

 

[peoffrey]

You all have red blood in your bodies.

I changed and am now wearing a red and white striped Union Berlin football shirt.

 

[Machiavelli]

Just a couple of pairs of panties, a few bras and the odd red lippy.

 

[BimboBob]

Just a couple of pairs of panties, a few bras and the odd red lippy.

Thanks for the photo.

 

[hammocity]

This is not about owning anything red but how my views stopped my then 5 year old son trying in reading.
At a Parents Evening his teacher said he was a good reader but she felt he wasn't trying hard enough.
Now he read with us and his grandparents so we asked him why he wasn't pushing himself to get in the next group.
Answer: 'The next group is Red Group and dad says red is a bad colour!'

Errrrr And The Worst Parent of the Year award goes to...

My wife's not a football fan so I had to do some proper crawling to get back in the good books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up the good work

 

[Barcon]

Just a couple of pairs of panties, a few bras and the odd red lippy that I keep under a patio stone out back.

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

I have some red beats headphones that I bought in Canada that were too cheap to turn down but they only had red ones left. Its fine with me though cos I only wear them in the house when I'm playing on my ps.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Ketchup on bacon? You're out of your mind.

Shut up. You probably put mayo on yours

 

[Sid C]

Just a couple of pairs of panties, a few bras and the odd red lippy.

Red panties! Time of the month?