Stupid little things that bug you

If you have a punt on a jumps race, all the horses are lined up and the starter won't put his flag down to let em go.
He pisses about that long a horse breaks the tape or turns round, then they all have to line up again.
The race is now late off by 5 mins, this really bugs me.
 
I hate whooping!

It’s not just Yanks, a lot of women in this country do it a lot n’all.

They even message each other “whoop!” when like something or even “whoop whoop!” when they make plans.

But they do it most at gigs. When the band come on stage, between songs, when the band have finished; “whoooooooo hoooooo, woo woo woooo whooooooooo!”

Was at a concert last week (Justin Hayward, Moody Blues) where this twat whooped at the start of every song, then during every song she stood making twisty writhing motions that started in her shoulders and traveled to her wrists & fingers in what she thought was keeping time to the music. Must have thought she was still at Woodstock, even pissed off the missus who's less curmudgeonly than me.
 
Was at a concert last week (Justin Hayward, Moody Blues) where this twat whooped at the start of every song, then during every song she stood making twisty writhing motions that started in her shoulders and traveled to her wrists & fingers in what she thought was keeping time to the music. Must have thought she was still at Woodstock, even pissed off the missus who's less curmudgeonly than me.
I'm a whooper, lots of beer and lots of whooping!....fuck yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
 

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