Stupid little things that bug you

People who count out the money when paying for something.

"there's one, two, three, three fifty, three seventy and there's your ten"

Someone did it in greggs this morning, wanted to throttle them.
I also hate the ones who think you can't use a card machine ...

"Just put your card in"
"Just enter your number"
"Just take your card out"

I'm not a simpleton, I know how they work (I was using them before you were born!) and if I've forgotten it's telling me on the bloody screen.
 
My Mrs. always, always forgets her phone when we go out and remembers just as I reverse off the drive.
 
In Aldi you approach the checkouts with 1 item . The fat twat in front of you with a trolley with everything from milk to a microwave looks at your 1 item and then pretends they have gone blind. Having placed your item behind their procession of crap the tannoy announces ."Ladies and Gentlemen we are opening till 3". A surge of humanity sprints past you to till 3 . Bad manners are now a way of life.
 
Brits who try to act and sound like Americans, it's not clever, you look stupid and sound ridiculous, leave it to the Yanks, they're better at it.
All Americanisms in British English language are annoying.

And posh Brits who try and sound less posh by pronouncing “t”s or “tt”s in the middle of words as “d”s or “dd”s.
 
Rich pseuds who call their kids Bubble or Moon Unit or some other utter nonsense.
Can't let you have a go at my man Frank Zappa!, haha, who named his first daughter, the original Moon Unit 52 years ago.
Her brothers Dweezil and Ahmet would agree.
 
There's a sign saying 'Bus Lane Suspended' (A big fcuk off yellow one that you can't miss). It's been there for months..

It's the way I go to work every day. Every f'kin morning on the way to work the useless ****s drive to the RHS of the bus lane only to cut in at the bottom of the road at the traffic lights, causing a bottleneck and delays as the traffic lights change quickly.

Every f'kin day it's the same, surely if you didn't see, read, understand the big yellow sign on day one the penny must drop by Tuesday or Wednesday!

Oh and a left hand indicator light on your car does not automatically mean I'm suddenly invisible and you can f'kin invade my space..

****S!
If you mean the suspended lane past Salford Royal, the whole road is a nightmare with lanes filtering left and right and intermittent bus lanes all causing drivers problems.
 

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