Fobidden Fruit

[JASR]

He was here the day i broke my shoulder,i was only in the garden as he was putting a water butt in for me,i fell,he paniced,i said fetch my neighbour,he felt guilty for about a year as i was only out there because of him which was nonsense,i said stop it or i'l slap you

Were you hanging out your washing?

 

[mikemcfc]

I googled friut just in case it is a new meaning for something

you forgot "fobidden"
He was two for two.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Photos of semi dressed nuns ..,,

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Were you hanging out your washing?

.....sorting out her whirley gig is the correct terminology. I believe.....

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Whats yours?

A dictionary.

 

[KS55]

Mine is my gardener,sexy as hell

Has a partner and 6 daughters,i could work around that

But...he is a rag

If I were a bit younger, I could work my way round the daughters.

 

[crazyg]

Photos of semi dressed nuns ..,,

Hoping to get into bad habits, are you?

 

[hammocity]

Repeats of Heartbeat and The Royal, simple to follow unlike shit like The Dublin Murders

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My stepmom when she’s stuck under the table with her arse hanging out.

Think I’ve been watching too much porn.

 

[peoffrey]

Vintage WWF / WWE from the late 90’s to early 00’s. It was the funniest thing on tv. I’d stay in watching Friday Night Raw and get a midnight cab to Jilly’s Rock World wearing one of my favourite wrestlers t-shirts. That club was full of nutters.