Tenuous links to famous people

[bluemooners09]

My mum used to see (screw) Eamonn O'Keefe.
No he's not my dad.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Admit it. You were kerb crawling.

;-)

Kind of.....

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I once had a conversation with Nicola Sturgeon

I'm surprised you got a word in.

 

[Sid C]

My dad's cousin's second husband is related to someone who played for the rags in the 50s.

So your Brother played for the rags??

 

[Chippy_boy]

My mate from Uni went on a date with Farah Fawcett.

Oh, and I forgot. Another mate from Cornwall - his mum went out with Clark Gable!

 

[Tanzeylee]

Really tenuous link this one.
Used to go out with a girl who had previously had a kid with "the short sleeved man" immortalised in bide your time by the Courteeners, the aforementioned short sleeved man used work with Liam frey, the ssm and the girl I was seeing where still friends because of the kid, well anyways the ssm got a demo of St jude 4 months before it was released which he gave a copy to the girl who gave a copy to me, yeah ive still got it.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I used to have a girlfriend called Julie, she dumped me for someone called Gordon.

 

[Tanzeylee]

I'm the cousin of ex The Fall guitarist Craig Scanlon.

 

[Bozzie]

Saw Jimmy Somerville on the stairs at The County Hotel in Newcastle, he said "morning", which was entirely appropriate because it was morning and I was going for breakfast. I replied "don't leave me this way" and he said "not another one, fuck off dickhead", I still went for breakfast because it was included in the room rate.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Had to stop a snide dog attacking my dog, dragged them apart, told the other lad to sort his dog out, was Paul McCartney.

My grandmother was the Pankhurst family’s midwife.