Weirdly satisfying things ...

[dronefromsector7G]

@BimboBob is doing it!

And?

 

[blue aura]

Twirling a cotton bud in your ear and removing a massive hit of wax.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Bringing up a load of phlegm and being able to spit it out because nobody’s around

 

[BimboBob]

@BimboBob is doing it!

Feel the cum between your toes. Embrace the stickiness.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Brightly coloured trainers, dance music and man bags.

Puff.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

And?

Corns.

 

[purplenose]

Taking a 10 yrd run up to kick a scouse right in the bollocks.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Cutting a slice of cheese after graiting some to nibble on & level the block up while cooking........oh and wearing a cock ring for a wank.

The cheese mentioned in the first scenario isn't in any way connected to the second.

 

[mikemcfc]

Wanking with the wrong hand.

or wanking when you've slept on your hand and it 'falls asleep'. feels like someone else is doing it.

 

[mikemcfc]

who doesn't like the smell of their own flatulence?