United thread 2019/20

[Barcon]

The ginger pig is crying on my telly. One for the wank bank.

 

[marco]

Poch? They need God, not Poch, to sort this out. And money. Lots and lots of more misspent money.

cant even see him taking that job,,CV wrecked in 12 months guaranteed

 

[Pam]

Hahahahahahahhahahauauhahahahhahahahahaha

Well said.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Stevie Wonder just called, he said "they're awful".

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Can we now declare the tick is tocked? They are a shambles.

 

[Ric]

Imagine how they'd deal with relegation.

The meltdown at being FIFTH in the league is quite something.

 

[jrb]

Crouch.

“It’s Manchester United”

Oh, f*** off Crouch!

 

[Vienna_70]

 

[ws01]

Watch Ed Woodwood panic and throw 70 million at Bruno Whatshisname just before the window closes. It has classic Two Planks written all over it.

 

[Pam]

OMFG, and they have the biggest wage bill in the land, the stupid clack-wankers. And they spaffed bloody £80 million for the one season wonder Maguire and another £50 million for bang average Fred.