United thread 2019/20

[Bozo]

How are these fuckers still 5th? HOW!?

I came here to post the very same.

 

[jimharri]

 

[Pam]

This is funny as fuck, isn't it

Can they get any lower?

People keep saying that they are nearly fifth, but so are southampton and they were in the bootm 3 about 3 weeks ago!

Going down.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Ole looking like Darth Sidious

More Daft Sodius

 

[marco]

They’re still 5th, how the fuck

but just 4pts off 14th

 

[ws01]

If they sack Olly they will struggle for a decent manager. They need to drop DeGea but on 250k minimum a week they cant, Bissaka and Maguire are ok but who else in that defence is good enough ? There is no midfield, Mata is the only decent one and he is nearly as old as me, perhaps Fred under a decent manager. Their best forward was sold, the other on loan (at a cost of 200k a week !!) and the only half decent one they currently have is injured, possibly for the season.
This wont be fixed by buying 2 players and it wont be fixed in 3 transfer windows. Having spent 600 mill they really are in the shit as no Champs league means less money and at this rate they wont even have Thursday night footy.
Oh my I think I will have to laugh out loud.

Yep, they're a shambles. Awful squad. Even Pisstaker and Slabhead have huge faults for the money they've paid for them. Mata has no legs and can't play against any team of moderate intensity or above.

This is, at minimum, a 400-500 million pound job for them if they even want to attempt to challenge.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Goldbridge having technical issues during the game ...

 

[frothy]

Watching camel gob on BT sports doing the post match you'd think somebody had died

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Man utd will never die....?

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

I know it's been asked many times but....how in the name of fuck did they beat us?