United thread 2019/20

[Mikejl]

Just gonna leave this comedy gold up here for your entertainment...

Fuck me, less brain cells between them than a colony of amoebas

 

[blue is best]

Why does every player that signs for the Rags or Dippers state they have been a boyhood fan their fahers were season ticket holders and their heroes were Cantona,Rush,Bryan Robson,Keegan (delete where applicable)this Nigerian lad and the Jap kid Kawasakininja signed for the Dippers have come out whith the same old bullshit.

I know, sickening and cringeworthy.

 

[happy daze]

Interesting why the bbc, Simon Stone in particular, feel the need to do United's job for them.

He's dug up a picture of Ighalo as a kid in Nigeria wearing a united top, claimed that Barcelona wanted him but he turned them down, and current interest from other premier league clubs, because he only wanted United. Are we supposed to buy that? You know what, if United fans do, or want to, then good luck. He'd only contemplate leaving the healthy oasis that is China currently, for Old Trafford. Sounds legit. Who said it? Stone? Oh, absolutely true then.

This, from a player who went to the Chinese superleague, presumably on no wage to promote harmony and the game in general? So luckily United are paying no loan fee and no wage, because nothing has been mentioned. Great move in that case.

Who is he trying to convince? End of the day, how many goals he gets will determine his success. Not that he is allegedly a boyhood fan and has read the preprepared script, not that he allegedly could have been playing for Barcelona in outer space, or that he couldn't wait to get out of China fast enough, be it Manchester or Mogadishu, to escape the outbreak of coronavirus there. Which stone doesn't mention as a factor at all, by the way.

The bias is just staggering. Stone may as well out himself as an exclusive promoter of United propaganda and have done with it. I'd not care, if it wasn't the BBC and their unjust methods of public funding just to promote such tripe.

And after all that, they'll still have a battle to quality for Europe at all. Of course, there's is no angle to suggest that Woodward is aware of this and preferrd a loan incase the kitty isn't as big next season, sponsors and fairweather fans are growing inpatient with United's lack of success and noodle sales may well take a nosedive.

Nooooo, Mr Stone says this is definitely the corner being turned. Honestly. And who wouldn't trust Mr Stone?

Well this from Stone explains the shite he spouts

But the media wasn't the same. Now everyone has an opinion and has a platform to express it. The more outrageous the comment, the bigger the audience.

from this piece on UBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51237305
Not that I expect anyone on here to read it,unless they want to take the piss.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Well this from Stone explains the shite he spouts


from this piece on UBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51237305
Not that I expect anyone on here to read it,unless they want to take the piss.

Fuck me, did my license fee help fund that excuse for 'journalism'?

 

[RayCTID]

They missed a trick in not signing Tom Pope.

 

[mat]

They missed a trick in not signing Tom Pope.

He told them to Fuck off.

 

[The blue phantom]

25 games gone and Sheff Utd are above them in the league.

This transition since the pisscan left is taking a long fuckin time.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

They look a lesser team than Wolves, at home. Not in my lifetime. #****s

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I really hope Chelsea beat them next game and thats the end of that for them! Back to last chance saloon Europa. It’s amazing that around 60 points might be enough this year for CL

 

[waspish]

Mata far better player than Bruno F