Bill the Blue
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To cover all the bases just in case, get Sheikh Mansour to pay a visit to the Etihad for the home game against Madrid in a blacked out 76 seater coach, spewing 100's of £50 notes out of the windows as it goes along Ashton New Road whilst blarting out the Chumps League ditty at full blast..
Get him to pull up outside the UEFA deligates stadium entrance and say
"I'm looking for Khaldoon as I have half a billion pounds in cash on the bus (minus a fair few £50 pound notes obviously) to invest in City but don't tell them greasy UEFA people as they are a bunch of ****'s" ..
Thank him for his assistance and stick a handful of 50's in his top pocket (he'll like that).. then drive the bus around the back for unloading..!
Fcuk' em..!
Get him to pull up outside the UEFA deligates stadium entrance and say
"I'm looking for Khaldoon as I have half a billion pounds in cash on the bus (minus a fair few £50 pound notes obviously) to invest in City but don't tell them greasy UEFA people as they are a bunch of ****'s" ..
Thank him for his assistance and stick a handful of 50's in his top pocket (he'll like that).. then drive the bus around the back for unloading..!
Fcuk' em..!