Saudi to bid for Olympics

razman

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Posted by a reliable Radio personality in Dubai.

Will make some piss boil lol
 
If they run out of shot put they can toss some poor cunts head they have just chopped off.
 
The IOC are rapidly running out of countries that want to take on the insane costs of hosting it so it's only a matter of time.
 
The IOC are rapidly running out of countries that want to take on the insane costs of hosting it so it's only a matter of time.

That or they saw just how much money FIFA delegates made out of the Middle East and think they would also like a bit of it?
 
Every chance. The IOC taught FIFA and UEFA everything they know.

This

The IOC are rapidly running out of countries that want to take on the insane costs of hosting it so it's only a matter of time.

And this.

Add in the fact that CronoVirus will likely lead to the Japan Olympics being cancelled and its not looking good for this. Not sure how long it can go on in its current form.
 
I've heard they want to include a few other disciplines.

1. Adulterer Stoning. First to a kill with the minimum of stones. Failure to kill you get stoned.
2. Extracting evidence through torture. Again a speed trial, with added points for inventive approaches. No evidence you get stoned.
3. The Woman's Car Drive Challenge. Women drive through crowds of Imams armed with rocks. Whoever returns with the fewest scratches to bodywork gets stoned.
4. Gay People Throwing off Towers. Again extra points can be garnered by artistic interpretation. Failure to secure a kill gets you stoned.
5. Assassination Planning and Denial. You have to plan and execute a nominated individual, then undergo a denial Q&A. All who fail get stoned.
6. Selling Sand to Arabs. Here entrepreneurship is combined with ability to intimidate locals to buy sand. All who fail get stoned.
7. Sheeps Eye Eating. Whoever can eat the most in a 12 minute period wins gold. All who throw up get stoned.

It really is all to play for.
 
I've heard they want to include a few other disciplines.

1. Adulterer Stoning. First to a kill with the minimum of stones. Failure to kill you get stoned.
2. Extracting evidence through torture. Again a speed trial, with added points for inventive approaches. No evidence you get stoned.
3. The Woman's Car Drive Challenge. Women drive through crowds of Imams armed with rocks. Whoever returns with the fewest scratches to bodywork gets stoned.
4. Gay People Throwing off Towers. Again extra points can be garnered by artistic interpretation. Failure to secure a kill gets you stoned.
5. Assassination Planning and Denial. You have to plan and execute a nominated individual, then undergo a denial Q&A. All who fail get stoned.
6. Selling Sand to Arabs. Here entrepreneurship is combined with ability to intimidate locals to buy sand. All who fail get stoned.
7. Sheeps Eye Eating. Whoever can eat the most in a 12 minute period wins gold. All who throw up get stoned.

It really is all to play for.
This is unacceptable stereotyping from an Irn Bru soaked, fried Mars bar eating fcukin Jock.
 

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