COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nah fuck off. Other than Aquaman and Kevin Coster, no one lives in the ocean.

Coaster, surely?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

All Danish football is going behind closed doors immediately for at least a month.

 

[SebastianBlue]

All Danish football is going behind closed doors immediately for at least a month.

So not much of a change, then? ;-)

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

All Danish football is going behind closed doors immediately for at least a month.

That's because of Kahlenberg, yes? Poor guy.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

So not much of a change, then? ;-)

Awwww . . . the Danes are great!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Awwww . . . the Danes are great!

Some of my best friends are Danes... ;-)

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Its tricky to get an accurate doubling number with quite low figures and daily updates. will bounce between 2 days on a spread sheet and 4 due to overlap of figures. I had to dig out the numbers for each day as there doesn't seem to be a data source for it.

So 3 days is a good figure to use at the moment by the look of it at the moment.

this is relevant here too :)

A virus will find it easier to find susceptible hosts when in a community who haven't faced the virus before. Over time it will find it harder to find new hosts and some people will develop immunity, eventually leading to the virus to seemingly die away. The increase rate will probably slow down but the question is when.

 

[aguero93:20]

Some of my best friends are Danes... ;-)

One of my old best friends was a Great Dane.

 

[purplenose]

Karen, no offence, but this was breaking about 5 hours ago.

A virus will find it easier to find susceptible hosts when in a community who haven't faced the virus before. Over time it will find it harder to find new hosts and some people will develop immunity, eventually leading to the virus to seemingly die away. The increase rate will probably slow down but the question is when.

This is perhaps where we can hope there are indeed very many undetected cases due to being so mild as to not be brought to medical attention. If that were the case this process would already be a process well under way.

 

[SebastianBlue]

One of my old best friends was a Great Dane.

On a serious note, I had Great Danes as a young lad — they are great, though short-lived, dogs.

 

[grunge]

A virus will find it easier to find susceptible hosts when in a community who haven't faced the virus before. Over time it will find it harder to find new hosts and some people will develop immunity, eventually leading to the virus to seemingly die away. The increase rate will probably slow down but the question is when.

Yep, currently though there are 7.7bn people who havn't faced it :/

 

[Ban-jani]

My biggest client has cancelled ALL visitors to its sites.

Seems a tad too far considering there’s less than 60 cases in a 70m+ country.

I’m not even sure that will help. Their staff are just as likely to catch it.

 

[aguero93:20]

My biggest client has cancelled ALL visitors to its sites.

Seems a tad too far considering there’s less than 60 cases in a 70m+ country.

I’m not even sure that will help. Their staff are just as likely to catch it.

There's only one response to that. Brick their fucking windows.

 

[Ban-jani]

There's only one response to that. Brick their fucking windows.

I’ll need a lot of bricks.

 

[marco]

Hospital 4am as i was breathless despite inhalers,my area have to go to a local smaller hospital to be assessed by a dr,had a nebuliser and iv loading dose of antibiotics and tablets to take and i have been tested and told to stay at home

any idea when results come through? this is all very strange for the last couple of days ive had a tight chest and today its as if im lying flat and someone is puting there foot on it, also having hot flushes to,,not like me ever to have anything infact ive never had flu, so if this is it which i am getting a bit convinced it is 'its not as bad as we think

 

[SebastianBlue]

There's only one response to that. Brick their fucking windows.

To be fair, that’s your suggested response for nearly any situation.

 

[aguero93:20]

I’ll need a lot of bricks.

Rob a building site.

To be fair, that’s your suggested response for nearly any situation.

It's a universal solution.

 

[andyhinch]

To be fair, that’s your suggested response for nearly any situation.

Why change a winning formula ;-)

 

[Ban-jani]

Nah fuck off. Other than Aquaman and Kevin Coster, no one lives in the ocean.

You ignore Spongebob at your peril.

 

[aguero93:20]

You ignore Spongebob at your peril.

Technically he lives in the sea.