COVID-19 — Coronavirus

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Rammy Blue said:
The ladies on the checkout in Costco said it was as busy as they’d ever seen it. There wasn’t a single trolley that didn’t have loo roll in it.

Mine had a lot of wine....
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I often bring up the bidet issue we have in this country. If we had bidets there wouldn’t be an irrational toilet roll trolley dash at the moment.
 
Rammy Blue said:
If I have to self isolate and watch lots of box sets then I might as well make sure I’ve got plenty to drink.
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Come to think of it... we donated most of our box sets in our recent move.

Should probably pick a few up this weekend just in case the public is forced to self-isolate en masse and the local internet is taxed to near nonfunctional bandwidth which would render Netflix, Prime, YouTube and Pornhub inaccessible.
 
SebastianBlue said:
Come to think of it... we donated most of our box sets in our recent move.

Should probably pick a few up this weekend just in case the public is forced to self-isolate en masse and the local internet is taxed to near nonfunctional bandwidth which would render Netflix, Prime, YouTube and Pornhub inaccessible.
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Fuck me, It'll be like day of the triffids or 28 days later if prime, netflix, and porn are inaccessible
 
SebastianBlue said:
Come to think of it... we donated most of our box sets in our recent move.

Should probably pick a few up this weekend just in case the public is forced to self-isolate en masse and the local internet is taxed to near nonfunctional bandwidth which would render Netflix, Prime, YouTube and Pornhub inaccessible.
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No!!!!
 
What are the symptoms ? On the train back from Wembley I became fairly I'll, with hot sweats but feeling cold with the shivers. Since than been of work eaten about only o e meal my piss went very dark even with drinking over 2lts a day , my chest sounds like a bag a spanners and a dry cough. And from today I have no chance of making it to the loo in time going through about 5 pants a day. I am hoping it's just a winter bug
 
give it to gordon said:
What are the symptoms ? On the train back from Wembley I became fairly I'll, with hot sweats but feeling cold with the shivers. Since than been of work eaten about only o e meal my piss went very dark even with drinking over 2lts a day , my chest sounds like a bag a spanners and a dry cough. And from today I have no chance of making it to the loo in time going through about 5 pants a day. I am hoping it's just a winter bug
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Sounds like bad Brummie AIDS.
 
SebastianBlue said:
Come to think of it... we donated most of our box sets in our recent move.

Should probably pick a few up this weekend just in case the public is forced to self-isolate en masse and the local internet is taxed to near nonfunctional bandwidth which would render Netflix, Prime, YouTube and Pornhub inaccessible.
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I’ll be out with my axe killing people if we lose the internet.
 
give it to gordon said:
What are the symptoms ? On the train back from Wembley I became fairly I'll, with hot sweats but feeling cold with the shivers. Since than been of work eaten about only o e meal my piss went very dark even with drinking over 2lts a day , my chest sounds like a bag a spanners and a dry cough. And from today I have no chance of making it to the loo in time going through about 5 pants a day. I am hoping it's just a winter bug
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From WHO’s COVID-19 Q&A:

“The most common symptoms of COVID-19 are fever, tiredness, and dry cough. Some patients may have aches and pains, nasal congestion, runny nose, sore throat or diarrhea. These symptoms are usually mild and begin gradually. Some people become infected but don’t develop any symptoms and don't feel unwell. Most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing special treatment. Around 1 out of every 6 people who gets COVID-19 becomes seriously ill and develops difficulty breathing. Older people, and those with underlying medical problems like high blood pressure, heart problems or diabetes, are more likely to develop serious illness. People with fever, cough and difficulty breathing should seek medical attention.”

https://www.who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/q-a-coronaviruses
 
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