COVID-19 — Coronavirus

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France has banned/forbidden events where numbers exceed 5k people i an enclosed space.

Well done France, thank the lord that you can't contract the illness if there is only 4999 people present.

Meanwhile in Italy the entire northern region of Lombardia has been locked down resulting in the train stations being mobbed/rushed by many as a means of some form of escape. My Italian pal has said this is happening right now.

I am checking webcams now and tbh i don't see some mad rush at all but he did link an artical saying this is happening to so not sure whats going on.
 
grunge said:
One thing I read earlier did resonate as accurate.

And that’s is the fact that known cases are increasing faster than real cases due to more testing.

so for now it’s best to going with doubling every 6 days as it’s based on peer reviewed journals.
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like crimes in some respect, just better reporting. Doesn't mean the proportion of deaths (conviction rates) will necessarily shoot up. There'll be timing issues, just have to a slightly more medium term view to see how the figures start developing.
 
Went out panic buying tonight, but every other **** obviously did theirs this afternoon as it was pretty empty at tescos. It's all the tight arses panic buying it seems - all the own brand paracetamol had gone, but the branded stuff that costs a quid more was still in stock.
 
Ban-jani said:
Edge of Romiley but I’m not going into more detail than that.
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Spent a weeks wages in the romiley arms on a Friday, my old man had to pick me up couldn’t afford to get home. Was on a YTS at the time though. I’m guessing you live near harrytown
 
TCIB said:
Until i see Cillian Murphy walking down the middle of the road with just a hospital gown on i shall reserve my panicked rush for toilet paper. Better yet i'll buy 3 sea shells and show John Spartan how it's done.
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John Spartan I fine you 3 credits for violation of the Verbal Morality Code.
"That's fine with me you mother fucking arsehole licking piece of wanking dogshit ."
"Beeeeeep"
 
hilts said:
Spent a weeks wages in the romiley arms on a Friday, my old man had to pick me up couldn’t afford to get home. Was on a YTS at the time though. I’m guessing you live near harrytown
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Haha the Romiley Arms is usually where the local idiots go but it’s the best for football/boxing.

Other side to Harry Town, there’s fields in front of my house so definitely not Bredbury @dronefromsector7G
 
Ban-jani said:
Again not Woodley haha.

I’m quitting now before I get Len and Fumble’s mob turning up at my door ;-)
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Ban-jani said:
If those two there get it they’re knackered.

Anyway back on topic - has China slowed now, in cases?

I’ve been looking for specific updates for them and can’t find it.
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I remember seeing some numbers just today and it seems so, latest daily update was of about 20-30 new cases if I recall correctly.

Edit: sorry, it's around 90 new cases apparently. But still it's a slow down, it's been slowing down for a few days.
 
Ban-jani said:
If those two there get it they’re knackered.

Anyway back on topic - has China slowed now, in cases?

I’ve been looking for specific updates for them and can’t find it.
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The consensus is China has slowed because they are bastards and put everyone in the cellar

Italy is fucked because well they are Italians

The U.K. has had 2 deaths a 81 year old asthmatic and a 102 year old chain smoker with half a lung

We are seeing doubling up numbers so 2 in the last week means 50 million Monday morning

Summer will save us if we get 40 degrees for 3 months

Bog rolls are selling on the black market higher than gold bars

The whole country are turning Muslim not out of faith but the burqa stops people catching random flying snot getting in your mouth
 
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