United (a) post-match thread

[bluealf]

Thank fuck I only have to work Monday next week, think I will get in 10 minutes early, load my van and fuck off before "they" all swing by wanting to talk football again.

Fucking embarrassing performance from the team and Pep if we are being truthful.

 

[Bombo]

Sterling needs dropping awful again today

 

[Afterthefact]

Our front three - whoever among them play - require an attacking midfield. We had no one there today. Whole match had a gaping hole where everything we did was just pushed sideways and out.

 

[jimharri]

I guess that no-show confirms where our priorities lie for the rest of the season.

 

[Bentheblue]

Ederson with a legit 0/10 performance

A bit harsh, he got an assist for their second.
Weird thing to say but if Bravo had played today we might have managed a draw.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Pep needs to shoulder the blame for much of that, no way he leaves out Walker and Mendy if that was Barca and Madrid, no heart, desire, second gear, predictable , second half much better but it’s never felt like a derby , never got that vibe off the players before or during the game .

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Gundo and Rodri have just picked up another trophy.

World hide and seek champions sponsored by Stannah stairlifts.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Half of opponents goals come from our fuck up..

Though you could argue that every goal comes from a defensive error.

 

[sir baconface]

Ederson with a legit 0/10 performance

Equalled (almost) by Zinchenko and Sterling.

 

[RayCTID]

Was Eddie pissed or on the take?

Worst game since he has signed for us.