COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[sir baconface]

Not gonna lie, I’ve had two wanks today.

Dirty bastard. No wonder they sent you home from work.

 

[Ban-jani]

Just got 80’s indie on my Alexa.

first song is REM - End of the world as we know it

Facepalm

 

[kaz7]

Not gonna lie, I’ve had two wanks today.

Enjoy it now as that is the first thing to go if you get the virus ha

 

[kaz7]

The modelling and codes will be released to the public
That will be interesting to us nerds

 

[Centurions]

Enjoy it now as that is the first thing to go if you get the virus ha

Jeez, I can't blame the media for not mentioning that, that really would cause a national panic.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Not gonna lie, I’ve had two wanks today.

Strangely since I started working from home yesterday I’ve not had a ‘wank at work’ but I’ve still managed this previously

 

[Ban-jani]

Enjoy it now as that is the first thing to go if you get the virus ha

I won’t get it hopefully.

I’m practically isolating other than going to the shop.

Working from home and not socialising anymore.

 

[smevchenko]

Strangely since I started working from home yesterday I’ve not had a ‘wank at work’ but I’ve still managed this previously

Not in the chiller, surely?

 

[Ban-jani]

Because this video was taken before the government changed their position last night.

Okay so not only are these people not showing any respect for any advice, it’s also a video that’s not that recent.

As I’ve said, the government has said take the precautions set out in the country you are in so they’re not taking his advice.

 

[bobmcfc]

St Matthew's HS
Update: 17.03. Due to further staff shortages school will only be open to Y10 & Y11 for the remainder of the week. Y7, Y8 & Y9 should stay at home. Further details can be found on the school website. We will continue to keep parents updated and appreciate your support at this time.

My daughters school status

 

[kaz7]

Not closing schools because of the effect on the work force esp healthcare workers not being able to work

Various evidence points to it being a complex issue,it is on the table

Teachers will be at risk but for thr majority it will be a mild illness

Mental health care is important because of isolating and is being taken into considerarion when putting in the measures

 

[SilverFox2]

I was talking to an Oncology consultant yesterday at work and she was saying elderly patients who would normally be offered chemotherapy are probably going to be “encouraged” to take a chance on riding this out instead. They would be so susceptible to any virus while on treatment that it would be way too big a risk. Patients with prostate cancer are going to be kept on hormone treatment long term instead of starting chemo or radiotherapy too. Our clinic doors are locked and patients have to ring to get in, no family members accompanying them unless necessary; they’re being encouraged to wait outside or in their car. We placed an order for hand sanitizer and it was declined as there isn’t any!

Whats new.?

My own experience re prostate cancer 4 years ago as an older patient in UK made me think it was policy to age discriminate regarding treatment availability.

 

[squirtyflower]

My daughters school status

Not a lot schools can do when the staff stop turning in for work

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Not in the chiller, surely?

The sight of O’Driscoll’s pork luncheon meat..

 

[BlueAnorak]

Just been to eastlands asda. Was ok at this time in terms of not being full of shitbags, but chicken and eggs are long gone. Stocked up on bacca and rizlas and an asda worker nearby was telling me that it had kicked off a few times people fighting over food.Sad fucking cunts. In other news I've got 4 toilet rolls left, though I'm still not sure this is a major issue should anyone run out- just use a shower head like they do in Thailand!?

Do it the Roman way. Wipe it with a sponge and rinse the sponge out unde a hot water tap. Then repeat. Wash the sponge with soap and hot water afterwards.

 

[kaz7]

Cases up by almost a third today,death figures later on

I am getting really depressed now

Antibody testing is what we need now

 

[M18CTID]

My sister who's a psychiatric nurse for the NHS told me the other day that they were having to find a safe place to stash the alcohol gel

 

[goatersnipple]

Strangely since I started working from home yesterday I’ve not had a ‘wank at work’ but I’ve still managed this previously

You cant beat a good danger wank at work

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

Whats new.?

My own experience re prostate cancer 4 years ago as an older patient in UK made me think it was policy to age discriminate regarding treatment availability.

Yep i agree
Had prostate cancer age 45 they told me if i was over 65 they wudnt treat it.

 

[Ban-jani]

Cases up by almost a third today,death figures later on

I am getting really depressed now

Antibody testing is what we need now

Are you free of it now Kaz?