Fcuk me, for a minute I thought Carragher had been caught in a newspaper sting trying his best chat up lines on that "Fish For A Compatible Companion' website ..!
High pitched clicks, screeches and gargling with a throat full of phlegm, he'd be nailed on to pull a looker with huge fins, big lips and a hour glass figure..!
Shame it's not him..!
***t..!