Man admits he had an affair with a dolphin -claims it seduced him

Fcuk me, for a minute I thought Carragher had been caught in a newspaper sting trying his best chat up lines on that "Fish For A Compatible Companion' website ..!

High pitched clicks, screeches and gargling with a throat full of phlegm, he'd be nailed on to pull a looker with huge fins, big lips and a hour glass figure..!



Shame it's not him..!



***t..!
 
It’s been a while since I laughed that much after reading that yesterday. “She put her flippers around me and stared into my eyes”

His family must be bursting with pride
 

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