COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[kaz7]

Nothing social unless it is a funeral,no weddings etc

 

[Rammy Blue]

Hopefully the apocalypse will somehow improve the service levels at the Etihad.

Beers are on me.

 

[urban genie]

Some form of lockdown.

Only reasons to leave the house:
- To go food shopping (must be infrequent).
- Medical reasons.
- 1 form of exercise a day.
- Travelling to and from work (if you can't work from home).

Same as Italy has or had previously

Still will be strange to see what the shops will be like tomorrow morning.

 

[jay_mcfc]

Will the police fine you for your second exercise session?

Imagine trying to police that. Sir can I just sniff your boxers to see if you’ve already exercised today please?!

 

[Don Karleone]

The fines will have to be severe to have any effect

 

[Rammy Blue]

I thought that was an exceptional speech by Boris.

 

[PragueBlue]

Sounded quite similar to France's measures.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

I thought he spoke very well. Showed leadership - finally

 

[Blue Maverick]

So very twat will be in the park this week, it’s supposed to be lovely all week, where is the rain when you need it.

 

[Claytop]

Been impressed with the government and Boris over the handling of this but that statement was not strong enough.

People are selfish cunts and will continue to do what they want. Needed to be stronger.

Tbf he could say don’t leave your homes at all and some people would still go out, you can’t practically control every single person.

He could come out and say we’ll have a Police officer on every door and some would come back and say they should be inside...

 

[denislawsbackheel]

The fines will have to be severe to have any effect

hopefully they’ve legislated so it can be like France.
Marched to a cash point or in the cells until you pay.

 

[MCFC1993]

Same as Italy has or had previously

Still will be strange to see what the shops will be like tomorrow morning.

Well hopefully the police will be out tomorrow morning at the shops questioning shoppers.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Imagine trying to police that. Sir can I just sniff your boxers to see if you’ve already exercised today please?!

I’m screwed because mine always stink by noon even without exercise!

 

[PragueBlue]

Still will be strange to see what the shops will be like tomorrow morning.

Think he said they had to close (except for food and chemist's etc).

 

[kaz7]

I thought that was an exceptional speech by Boris.

Should have done this a couuple of weeks ago,those twats out at the weekend will have infected loads

 

[Mikeegrini]

Oddly, I feel relief!

 

[west didsblue]

We can still go to work?
Wtf????

Only essential work, I thought he said

 

[BlueHammer85]

Well said Boris.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Well done Boris, well almost, it's still not a full lockdown.....I suspect it'll be upped in severity before 3 weeks.

 

[Cheesy]

Pointless as by the time they get them to court everyone will have no money.

Which is why I favour shooting them.