Stupid little things that bug you

[kaz7]

Sorry just seen this, try downloading SwiftKey keyboard. It corrects your misspelt words, but adds your swearing/nicknames to your profile, and stops correcting them.

Then when you get a new device, download again, sign in, and it remembers so you don't have to re-train it.

Thank you very much lovely

Edit,just had a look,is it safe with passwords and credit card details etc?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

My Mrs complains that no one ever puts anything away after use. So during lockdown she brought in a system of fines with the money going to the NHS. This depended on the size of the item left out. It ranged from 50p to £2. The current fines table stands at:

Me 50p
Sam (sons girlfriend) £2
Ben (son) £6.50
The wife £33.50

Proved a point in our household

Has she made you pick up the tab yet?

 

[richardtheref]

Desert spoon ? desert fuckin' spoon ! you posh bastard. It's a spoon. I bet you eat your granola and muesli cereal with Himalayan Yaks milk with the spoon don't you. Desert spoon, jeez.

Oh yes, I am one posh bastard. Always get changed into a dinner suit before my evening meal

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Course you can. Personally I find life infinitely easier and more enjoyable by myself

I live alone. My life is peaceful, tidy, laidback, I do everything in my own time when I want to do it, and don’t do anything I don’t want to do.

Don’t think I could live with anyone else again.

 

[KS55]

Desert spoon ? desert fuckin' spoon ! you posh bastard. It's a spoon. I bet you eat your granola and muesli cereal with Himalayan Yaks milk with the spoon don't you. Desert spoon, jeez.

Himalayan Yak's Milk is so passè, darling.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Tradesmen that dont turn up as promised when your house needs jobs doing at it

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Tradesmen that dont turn up as promised when your house needs jobs doing at it

Tradesmen who ghost you after they’ve quoted you!

 

[DazWA9]

Fishing...a jerk on one end of the rod, waiting for a jerk on the other.

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Tradesmen who ghost you after they’ve quoted you!

I'm getting old, I thought ghosting was this.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My Mrs complains that no one ever puts anything away after use. So during lockdown she brought in a system of fines with the money going to the NHS. This depended on the size of the item left out. It ranged from 50p to £2. The current fines table stands at:

Me 50p
Sam (sons girlfriend) £2
Ben (son) £6.50
The wife £33.50

Proved a point in our household

Brilliant!