Random stuff you'd ban if you could

You'll not be so keen on this found in the shed this morning bud :)

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Fucking hell...I was glad you were in Mexico until I looked closer.
 
Cats and cat owners. Cats hate humans and throughout the entire history of human/feline cohabitation felines have never truly been domesticated, it's always simply been a symbiotic relationship due to the abundance of available food (no matter what cat owners like to tell themselves). Your "pets" serve no purpose, neither real nor imaginary. Your houses STINK of cat piss because cats are arrogant little fuckers that scent mark their territory and when they're outside they spread horrible diseases due to their filthy toiletry habits. They also kill anything other form of life that they are able to and usually leave the corpses to rot and spread further diseases. They CANNOT be trained to alter their behaviour.

That woman who threw the cat in the wheelie bin (years ago now) is a fucking hero in my eyes and yet she was castigated for her actions :(
 
Ankle height letterboxes
Steps
The Internet
Horse riding
Nettles
Public schoolers
Flat face dogs
The Boat Race/Henley Regatta/Cowes week -anything to do with posh cunts and water basically
Deck shoes
Braces
The stock market
Posh cunts
Tories

I could be here all day ...
 

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