Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Sid C]

I’ve told this joke on here before but I think it was deleted.

How do you make a scouse bird pregnant?
Cum on here shoes and leave the rest to the flies.

 

[Cellarite]

Can you think of any Liverpool players last or present who haven’t been thunder****s? I’m on 3.

 

[Cellarite]

12 days ago, I proved beyond all reasonable doubt that it is indeed a barm. Prior to that, I settled the commentary debate by announcing that it was indeed Niall Quinn who said “Stupendous”.

Today, I’ve gone up a level. I’ve managed to complete a full page of the dipper thread without a single post from Gregy Peck or GobshitE.

Surely I’ll be made a mod soon.

 

[Sid C]

Can you think of any Liverpool players last or present who haven’t been thunder****s? I’m on 3.

I quite liked Gerrard

 

[The perfect fumble]

12 days ago, I proved beyond all reasonable doubt that it is indeed a barm. Prior to that, I settled the commentary debate by announcing that it was indeed Niall Quinn who said “Stupendous”.

Today, I’ve gone up a level. I’ve managed to complete a full page of the dipper thread without a single post from Gregy Peck or GobshitE.

Surely I’ll be made a mod soon.

I've got the Vatican on the line for you.

 

[Cellarite]

I quite liked Gerrard

Stop being ridiculous. He was the clown prince.

I’d put him, Ian Rush, Terence Trent Darby, Andy Robertson, Spitty Carragher and Toothy in the top 10 worst.

 

[The perfect fumble]

I quite liked Gerrard

Yeah. He'd slipped my mind.

 

[Sid C]

Stop being ridiculous. He was the clown prince.

I’d put him, Ian Rush, Terence Trent Darby, Andy Robertson, Spitty Carragher and Toothy in the top 10 worst.

Don’t let them get to you mate. I was taking the piss. :)

 

[andyhinch]

12 days ago, I proved beyond all reasonable doubt that it is indeed a barm. Prior to that, I settled the commentary debate by announcing that it was indeed Niall Quinn who said “Stupendous”.

Today, I’ve gone up a level. I’ve managed to complete a full page of the dipper thread without a single post from Gregy Peck or GobshitE.

Surely I’ll be made a mod soon.

You should be elevated for your judicial use of thunderc*** alone.

 

[Cellarite]

Don’t let them get to you mate. I was taking the piss. :)

I’ve been on the protest thread in the Cellar reading that Antifa aren’t really Antifa, but white supremacists, the Police are smashing up buildings and that Trump isn’t the worst option to run their country.

Add this to Hancock and his data juggling.

I don’t know whether it’s New Year or fucking New York at the moment.

 

[Cellarite]

You should be elevated for your judicial use of thunderc*** alone.

It only comes out on special occasions and today, what I’ll remember as Liberty Day, is indeed a special occasion.

 

[WestGorton]

I quite liked Gerrard

I did too. Never thought he was anti City. Just was desperate to win the league. The likes of Aldridge is another matter.

 

[WestGorton]

I did too. Never thought he was anti City. Just was desperate to win the league. The likes of Aldridge is another matter.

And Robertson is king of the supports.

 

[WestGorton]

And Robertson is king of the supports.

Tosspots

 

[Cellarite]

Two pages now. Two complete pages.

Come on Ric, do the decent thing.

 

[Cellarite]

I did too. Never thought he was anti City. Just was desperate to win the league. The likes of Aldridge is another matter.

What about his diving, attention seeking, bullying...

 

[WestGorton]

What about his diving, attention seeking, bullying...

Again not specifically against us. I don't like him or hate him. No strong feelings to be honest.

 

[OliMCFC]

I know exactly what you were referring to mate. I just found it mad that you’d think that was anything other than genuine however they grouped up so pointed out why they were in separate clobber to begin with.

Half were wearing proper training gear, half wearing your clubs 3rd shirt over their training gear. Most clubs wear a bib to differentiate sides, never known, especially a top level team like pool to use match kits as training gear ahahahah what a silly lie

 

[Cellarite]

Again not specifically against us. I don't like him or hate him. No strong feelings to be honest.

We’ve been infiltrated. They’re no longer posting as themselves. They’ve copied their staff and fucking hacked our accounts!!!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

They have bucket loads of istree to pull them through.

We'll see the full value of this istree, then ?