DenisLawBackHeel74
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I’m bumping this thread....clearly we are owed a blow by blow account of what happened.
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Hot Tubs
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Onholiday(somemightsay)
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Exactly - I've been nursing a semi in anticipation for about 16 hours now........I’m bumping this thread....clearly we are owed a blow by blow account of what happened.
dronefromsector7G
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He’s currently sat with a cuppa thinking about what story to make up about what happened when in reality he was watching Babestation all nightI’m bumping this thread....clearly we are owed a blow by blow account of what happened.
Tuearts right boot
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Even that's worth waiting for.He’s currently sat with a cuppa thinking about what story to make up about what happened when in reality he was watching Babestation all night
Barcon
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I call bullshit. Even a rag wouldn't let a balding ginger in his hot tub.
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If your wife is calling it a sex pond and then wanting one, I would count your blessings
denislawsbackheel
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Top tip in the current climate
Before you get in empty a full bottle of domestos in it.
Before you get in empty a full bottle of domestos in it.
Nellies left peg
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Or drink it apparentlyTop tip in the current climate
Before you get in empty a full bottle of domestos in it.
BlueMoonRisin’
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I'd save half for drinking though as Donald said to.Top tip in the current climate
Before you get in empty a full bottle of domestos in it.
BimboBob
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Which is which?I call bullshit. Even a rag wouldn't let a balding ginger in his hot tub.
Sir peace frog
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ive started a thread called poppycock,i think the op of the thread needs a big BULLSHIT button
DenisLawBackHeel74
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Reckon he’s sat in the STD clinic Shitting his pants.
Bill Walker
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Nah I reckon he's sat on the bog needing a shit but scared to death of releasing it through that already burning arsehole.Reckon he’s sat in the STD clinic Shitting his pants.
While ragman next door is lying there with a massively satisfied grin.
brooklandsblue2.0
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Mods - Happy to lock this one now. quite enjoyed the night and the “hot tub experience” all round. I might even invest in one once I’ve done my bathroom. Thanks to those who offered serious advice. BB.
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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Barrymore style pool-party remorse?Mods - Happy to lock this one now. quite enjoyed the night and the “hot tub experience” all round. I might even invest in one once I’ve done my bathroom. Thanks to those who offered serious advice. BB.
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now where's my bullshit button I asked forMods - Happy to lock this one now. quite enjoyed the night and the “hot tub experience” all round. I might even invest in one once I’ve done my bathroom. Thanks to those who offered serious advice. BB.
brooklandsblue2.0
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Barrymore style pool-party remorse?
ha ha ha. No, they’re not ‘sex people’ far from it. Ended up staying until 2am. There’s something about bubbles, premium lager and good company that brings people together and acts as a social lubricant in a way I’ve never experienced before. Not afraid to say I judged without experiencing first hand and I totally get it now, as does Mrs BB2
Tuearts right boot
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Mods - Happy to lock this one now. quite enjoyed the night and the “hot tub experience” all round. I might even invest in one once I’ve done my bathroom. Thanks to those who offered serious advice. BB.
I'll bet you are, "move along, nothing to see here, aren't we having some nice weather for the time of year....."
In fact dont do your bathroom, just get a hot tub full of Domestos. Teeth, bath,and a relaxing crap all in one, al fresco !!....you can thank me later, sweetie.
brooklandsblue2.0
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I'll bet you are, "move along, nothing to see here, aren't we having some nice weather for the time of year....."
In fact dont do your bathroom, just get a hot tub full of Domestos. Teeth, bath,and a relaxing crap all in one, al fresco !!....you can thank me later, sweetie.
Read into it what u want mate. They’ve asked us back tonight. Decent people, actually the only awkward part of the whole night was when we got onto football briefly as I’m not backward in coming forward about my views on his team, club and fans but apart from that it was a lovely night.