Hot Tubs

[Dirty Harry]

In hindsight obviously yes. I’ve just had a look on Amazon at them. Meanwhile next door are still out there now in the tub listening to Neil Diamond. No shame some people

They’ll probably be inviting the neighbours from the other side tomorrow , I’d take solace In the fact that you were their first choice , so it could have been much worse mate

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You his neighbour and he didnt perform as expected last night?

I couldn't see anything after he prematurely spaffed in my eyes mate; )

 

[ganganvince]

In hindsight obviously yes. I’ve just had a look on Amazon at them. Meanwhile next door are still out there now in the tub listening to Neil Diamond. No shame some people

K2 on offer in Wickes

 

[Barcon]

Sadly, the entertaining members on here get driven away by the usual suspects.

I’m sure he can take a bit of harmless ribbing mate.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I've got a Honda pressure washer, a pond and a bottle of Cava but you'll have to travel. I'm in tomorrow.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Sadly, the entertaining members on here get driven away by the usual suspects.

You’re safe then :-)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've got a Honda pressure washer, a pond and a bottle of Cava but you'll have to travel. I'm in tomorrow.

I think ewe'll have something else on offer living in Wales mate; )

 

[Banned Tosspot]

You’re safe then :-)

Cheers

 

[quiet_riot]

Ah, the predicatable part 2 'twist'.

His M.O as transparent as his porcelain skin.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

In hindsight obviously yes. I’ve just had a look on Amazon at them. Meanwhile next door are still out there now in the tub listening to Neil Diamond. No shame some people

I still liked them until you mentioned their affection for Neil Diamond.........

 

[BlueTG]

ha ha ha. No, they’re not ‘sex people’ far from it. Ended up staying until 2am. There’s something about bubbles, premium lager and good company that brings people together and acts as a social lubricant in a way I’ve never experienced before. Not afraid to say I judged without experiencing first hand and I totally get it now, as does Mrs BB2

aaaaand then you both ‘got it’.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Cheers

mate the only thing that’ll drive me away is when I tell them some home truths and I get the red card. Difference is, this board means something to these Kleenex men, I honestly don’t GAF. Everyone knows who I am, I don’t hide.

 

[BimboBob]

Ah, the predicatable part 2 'twist'.

His M.O as transparent as his porcelain skin.

Billy Bullshit strikes again.

Bedsit. Asphyxiation wank. That's his evening.

 

[andyhinch]

I still liked them until you mentioned their affection for Neil Diamond.........

Don’t dis the Diamond

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Billy Bullshit strikes again.

Bedsit. Asphyxiation wank. That's his evening.

Want to see my house?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

BM coming back to its best, don’t you think

Here here, I hope so but off topic humour probably peaked years ago. I've previously asked bossman Ric if he'll allow a bit more cheeky schoolboy humour like it was allowed when called 'the cellar'. If so, off topic could be put in a members only sub forum like political threads are kept in.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Billy Bullshit strikes again.

Bedsit. Asphyxiation wank. That's his evening.

You're a fuckin' scathing bastard you Bimbo; )

I like you.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Billy Bullshit strikes again.

Bedsit. Asphyxiation wank. That's his evening.

Sounds all right to me.

 

[BimboBob]

Want to see my house?

No need. I can see it from the hot tub.

 

[halfmist]

I've got a Honda pressure washer, a pond and a bottle of Cava but you'll have to travel. I'm in tomorrow.

I can out bid you on that one. I still live in Cheshire with pool , jacuzzi, pond and Karcher. Today I have ordered the Oaes Pondvac 5 professional which cleans pools ponds AND hot tubs. Apparently it sucks and blows effortlessly.. so something for everyone. No wine cellar but two beer fridges. Apply within with photos please.