Welcome to Mondelēz...

[bluesteel]

.... Owner of Cadbury, our new "Snacking Partner"



So now, every time our quiet neighbours or those lovable scouse scallies buy a bar of Dairy Milk, they're helping to line our pockets!

I prefer nosy neighbours, they’re more interesting in what we’re doing.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

.... Owner of Cadbury, our new "Snacking Partner"



So now, every time our quiet neighbours or those lovable scouse scallies buy a bar of Dairy Milk, they're helping to line our pockets!

Abu Dhabi diesel and Cadbury's Hot Chocolate are two of Jurgen's favourite brands. Can't remember whether he swears by them, or swears at them.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

It really didn’t. You suggested twirls instead of spirals because Cadbury’s have a chocolate bar called Twirl.

I maintained that I meant spirals because of the 1990’s chocolate bar called Spiral which was vastly superior to the Twirl.

I’ve never heard the expression “twirl out of control”.

You’re clearly either to young to remember the Spiral or have completely forgotten about it but please don’t doubt my chocolate bar puns again.

Wonder if The Etihad spirals will now be called Twirls, and painted in purple.

 

[Cellarite]

Wonder if The Etihad spirals will now be called Twirls, and painted in purple.

I've heard that Cadbury are going to treat us to a more security proofed team coach so that if the scousers attack it next season at Klanfield, the players' safety will be less at risk. There's no strengthened glass or anything like that. The players will just be harder to reach with the missiles because it'll be a double decker.

 

[Cellarite]

As @Magicpole would say “it was always bounty happen.”

 

[kinky's boots]

Great minds and all that!

When it came to the Crunch(ie), I was just a bit faster at posting than you!

I can see we're going to (dairy) milk this one for all it's worth...

 

[JRockBlues]

Seems we'll do anything to give our transfer kitty a boost.

 

[BuryBlue1977]

Always thought we were trying to Fudge the results

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Something something Bournville.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

It really didn’t. You suggested twirls instead of spirals because Cadbury’s have a chocolate bar called Twirl.

I maintained that I meant spirals because of the 1990’s chocolate bar called Spiral which was vastly superior to the Twirl.

I’ve never heard the expression “twirl out of control”.

You’re clearly either too young to remember the Spiral or have completely forgotten about it but please don’t doubt my chocolate bar puns again.

I don't think i've ever known a better repertoire of chocolate jokes.