Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[i8rags]

If this doesn’t happen I’ll be gutted

 

[A57 the snake]

Hopefully we'll be basking in the glory of Messi soon.

Otherwise I've haddock with this thread.

I you’ll findus all like that mate...

 

[citizen_maine]

Lionel Messi transfer saga takes another bizarre twist as Josep Bartomeu's car is spotted circling superstar's father Jorge's flat in Barcelona... but beleaguered club president is nowhere to be seen

Bartomeu's car circles Jorge Messi's flat... but president is not seen

Josep Bartomeu was not in the car, leading to speculation on Twitter that he a) was in the boot b) had tried to fool media with a decoy c) had been left behind by mistake by an absent-minded chauffeur.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The fuck is going on xD

The shoal of fish puns probably prevented you from seeing this when it was posted ages ago

 

[Metal Biker]

This thread is really taking a turn for the worse, fish.

(as stated on another thread... I'm not great with puns)

 

[Leeky]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Fishy fucker

 

[i8rags]

This thread is really taking a turn for the worse, fish.

(as stated on another thread... I'm not great with puns)

Your not wrong, reel it in.

 

[mscenterh750]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I’d stick my tackle in that mouth!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

This thread is really taking a turn for the worse, fish.

(as stated on another thread... I'm not great with puns)

Nah. Utopeia in here at the moment.

 

[Zenmanc]

Packing it in for now guys, gotta skate.

 

[Akpowell]

BOOM! As the ITK saying goes.

I have a question more important than Messi signing. What's Tolmie's real name?

Dont tell them your name pike

 

[Higor Douglas]

 

[wolviedinho]

Fishtastic...hopefully no one dies of a carp-attack waiting on the latest news reel.

 

[PJM1891]

According to MD the meeting is over. Barca ain't budging counting on Messi for the coming season or pay the full clause. They have also offered a 2 year extension.

 

[Higor Douglas]

 

[Silvercloud]

Dont tell them your name pike

Winner!

 

[RayCTID]

I have a question more important than Messi signing. What's Tolmie's real name?

Turbot?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

I have a question more important than Messi signing. What's Tolmie's real name?

careful, Roy, there’s a good lad

just be content that we call him **** in the Gallagher household.... shit, fuck!

 

[SleepingBlueTiger]

As expected tbh, no agreement found. Interesting what Messi decides now.

 

[Marvin]

Barca:Mess talks break up with no agreement?

What do you make of that?

 

[jay_mcfc]

That basically says Barcelona have told Messi snr that they’re not letting him leave and they’ve offered him a 2 year contract extension.

Buckle up.