Headlines you’ll never see

[King KdB of Belgium]

Liverpool, and Manchester United have just been relegated to league two. This after they were found to have bribed match officials during the 2020/21 season. They have also been found guilty of the same offence in the Champions League that same season and have received a 10 yr ban to start when they reach the Premier League.

 

[KS55]

Peter Swales Returns to City Boardroom.

 

[Out on blue 6]

City's young England starlet stays at home with partner and young child showing great maturity for one so young.
What a dickhead

 

[citymad]

Latest poll: "90% of city fans claim they were perfect and made a great decisons at 20 yrs old"

 

[BlueBas]

Kevin De Bruyne named PFA Player of the Year for 2019/20 season

Who knew?! Well done Kevin. Well deserved!

 

[mat]

Manchester City changed football for the better.

Exclusive by Barney Ronay

 

[Pontypool Blue]

"UEFA BOO their own CL anthem"
After finally admitting to being strong armed into making bogus Man City charges.
A spokesman admits "yes we were a right bunch of Coonts!"

 

[lonestay]

Manchester City complete the signing of kalidou Koulibaly .

 

[crazyg]

Peter Swales Returns to City Boardroom.

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones.....

 

[lazerblue]

Alex Ferguson thinks Phil Jones will be the new Duncan Edwards, oh hang on