There are not enough complaints around. I have, therefore, started a new organisation called "Complain Campaign", the purpose of which is to complain about as many things as possible until the authorities are so tied up in red tape that they disappear up their own regulations.
I thought we would start close to home and campaign about the discriminatory nature of football fan sites.
Take Bluemoon, for example: Where are the threads dedicated to praise of Manyoo? Why no fawning profiles of "Hendo of the Pool".
I propose that 30% of all threads should be dedicated to the wonderful work of other clubs, to their great players and brilliant chairmen. Get writing to your MP, the FA, and the Premier League demanding a change in the law.
Next, I will be campaining to outlaw the expression "BAME" which I believe stands for Black, Asian, and Minority Ethnic. This is racist, as there is no mention whatsoever of WHITE people. It is a hate crime. It should be called WAMBAM: White, Asian, Black and Multicultural. Get writing, folks.
Next Week: How Christian churches discriminate against devil worshippers.