Celebrities who get on your nerves

Nearly all of them.

Actors - cunts
Footballers - twats
Musicians, less so, but still wankers.
But then you have these Z-list reality TV people who society have pushed up to celebrity status who make up for the shortfall in cuntiness of musicians.
 
I'd be harder pressed to find any that I actually like.

Some that I have an intense dislike for, that I don't think have been mentioned yet:

Lenny Henry
Danny Mills (not sure if he's a celeb but I literally have to turn off the tv or radio if he comes on)
Sarah Millican
Michael Barrymore (not seen that much of him since his pool party though)
Cliff Richard
Bobby Charlton
 
He should be dry bummed with a strap-on cactus.

I am good friends with a researcher at the BBC and he’s apparently a deeply unpleasant man. Tons of stuff about his private life which Joey Barton alluded to in his “mr squeaky clean” tweet a few years back. Let’s not forget the BBC have a history of employing wrongcocks over the years, I’m sure once one comes forward the floodgates will open for Lineker.
 
Alan Carr - that voice.
Danny Dyer - wannabe cockney geezah.
Terry Christian - exaggerated accent.
Paddy McGuinness - how is he on TV so much with such limited talent.
Bono - self appointed preacher.
Miranda and Mixhael McIntyre - comedians who just arent funny.
 
Rod Stewart how anyone can make a living out sounding like he needs strepsils
Steve Wright stop talking over the music
Jamie Oliver cockney pukka Twat
Jim Shite Sly sports stop fucking shouting
Jamie Spitty Carragher
Will Smith your movies are Shit
Ant & Dec wankers
Russel Howard just not funny
 

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