henrythedogcity
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On my 4 mile drive to work this morning I noticed only 2 cats eyes on the road....all the others are missing!!
Why?
Why?
Cats Eyes
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BlueMoonRisin’
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Maybe the others are blind cats ?
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Maybe the local cat killer keeps them as a trophy?
yeseye
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Was it light?
manclad
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Surely it's because Jill Gascoigne passed away earlier this year!!!
mexico1970
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We used to take them out as kids and use them as twoers in marbles ;)
Tuearts right boot
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They've all been culled, government cut backs. Replacing them with mink eyes from Denmark so I've heard.
Tuearts right boot
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They were there, you were in a ditch.
Dont work on a saturday, problem solved. ;-)
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manchester blue
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They had their eyes closed.
Tuearts right boot
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Can you ask us a general knowledge one, we're good at those.
everythingchangesbutblue
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Not as good as "Creepshow" and "Creepshow 2" but it's still a good little film.
kippax4ever
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One eyed cat...
Fred_Quimby
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They have stated leaving them out after road works as it takes time to knock a hole in the road and reset them; they also catch under snow plough rims and get pulled up.
Uncle Wally One Ball
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They have removed one from each cat to give the poor song birds in the garden a chance. The bird murdering, garden shitting, toxic piss smelling, car bonnet sleeping, pretend friend of humans, mercenary, friendly dog face scramming, night stalking horrible little rash inducing vermin cunts as they are.
The ones on the road are great though. When they are there.
The ones on the road are great though. When they are there.
lefty goldblatt
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Had they been walking the other way, you'd've been talking about a pencil sharpener
LongsightM13
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Very very niche but I got it pal
Cats eyes were invented by a yorkshireman, Percy Shaw. A colleague of mine knew Percy and went each year to his birthday party. He lived in a large mansion, near Halifax I believe. My colleague reported that the mansion was mostly unfurnished, but the empty rooms each had a large telly. The parties consisted of barrels of beer and plates of doorstep sandwiches. Nothing else except the tellies blaring away.. An eccentric cove was Percy.
