United thread 2020/21

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I think he is top quality and will come good eventually - you'll see - and you'll all be sorry. He just needs time.

Lots and lots of time.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Don’t you mean the ‘git’ that keeps on giving?

 

[FantasyIreland]

So Sir Marcus has to leave the pitch,grimacing in pain,with a shoulder injury less than 48hrs ago,yet he is expected to be fit for tomorrow?

How does that work? Are these players just absolute fannies or do the medical teams have access to futuristic fixes? As it just doesn't add up.

 

[bakerdave76]

David Moyes has taken West Ham to 5th in the Premier League.

If they beat Manchester United tomorrow, Ed Woodward should consider Moyes as a suitable Ole Gunnar Solskjær replacement.

 

[big gaz]

I am passing through Woodford shortly so I will knock on Hinchcliffe’s door and ask him to repeat his sky cock sucking interview techninque.

Shoot the twat instead.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Still makes me laugh.......

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

David Moyes has taken West Ham to 5th in the Premier League.

If they beat Manchester United tomorrow, Ed Woodward should consider Moyes as a suitable Ole Gunnar Solskjær replacement.

The re-chosen one?

 

[Paladin]

I see reports that United have been given permission to install barrier seats, as a step towards safe standing, and these will be installed next summer.

No mention of them having to install VAR screens though.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Lots and lots of time.

When we've worked out interstellar travel and climate change will just seem like a bad dream.

 

[Kippax77]

So Sir Marcus has to leave the pitch,grimacing in pain,with a shoulder injury less than 48hrs ago,yet he is expected to be fit for tomorrow?

How does that work? Are these players just absolute fannies or do the medical teams have access to futuristic fixes? As it just doesn't add up.

He did just the same at the end of the Everton game (thus avoiding international duty).
Basically the medics have just told him to stop wanking so vigorously over pics of himself with his MBE and he'll be fine