Joke thread

[sir baconface]

 

[yeseye]

The misses has just told me she’s leaving me because of my addiction to quizzes.... Is she:
A)Being Unreasonable
B)Being Unfair
C)Downright Miserable

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

The misses has just told me she’s leaving me because of my addiction to quizzes.... Is she:
A)Being Unreasonable
B)Being Unfair
C)Downright Miserable

4) The Battle of Hastings

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The misses has just told me she’s leaving me because of my addiction to quizzes.... Is she:
A)Being Unreasonable
B)Being Unfair
C)Downright Miserable

Don't argue with her.
It's Pointless

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Cut to the chase and tell us what she said.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Don't argue with her.
It's Pointless

She'll only Chase him, sounds like they've reached a Tipping Point.

 

[Blue_eyes]

The misses has just told me she’s leaving me because of my addiction to quizzes.... Is she:
A)Being Unreasonable
B)Being Unfair
C)Downright Miserable

After that, the odds of her staying will be about.......... fifteen to one.

 

[JRockBlues]

The misses has just told me she’s leaving me because of my addiction to quizzes.... Is she:
A)Being Unreasonable
B)Being Unfair
C)Downright Miserable

Don't argue with her.
It's Pointless

Cut to the chase and tell us what she said.

She'll only Chase him, sounds like they've reached a Tipping Point.

After that, the odds of her staying will be about.......... fifteen to one.

I have no idea what anyone is talking about. Give us a clue?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

After that, the odds of her staying will be about.......... fifteen to one.

Bullseye!

 

[DrBlueBob]

I have no idea what anyone is talking about. Give us a clue?

I'll give you a clue in 3,2,1....

 

[Zubrman]

I'll give you a clue in 3,2,1....

Can I have a pee please Bob?

 

[Blue_eyes]

The misses has just told me she’s leaving me because of my addiction to quizzes.... Is she:
A)Being Unreasonable
B)Being Unfair
C)Downright Miserable

My advice would be to "ask the family" round to talk some sense into her.

 

[Zubrman]

My advice would be to "ask the family" round to talk some sense into her.

Who do you think you are? Brain of Britain?

 

[KS55]

Who do you think you are? Brain of Britain?

Open the box. (One for the oldies there)

 

[the blue panther]

Who do you think you are? Brain of Britain?

No, mastermind!

 

[KS55]

Open the box.

If you do, you could Double Your Money. (More oldie fodder)

 

[the blue panther]

If you do, you could Double Your Money. (More oldie fodder)

Go for it - the sky's the limit.

 

[Blue_eyes]

I'll give you a clue in 3,2,1....

Whats with the countdown?

I just think shes giving him the "runaround".

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I have no idea what anyone is talking about. Give us a clue?

Nothing tenable

 

[yeseye]