COVID Watch

Open for discussion and oodles of time to get it rolled out for Dec 2021.

"On the 1st Day of Christmas Sheik Monsour gave to me...

12 substitutions
11 first team players
10 VARs-a-cheating
9 goals disrespecting
8 hateful snitches
7 kinky dancers
sick swan at swampland
5 staff got covid
4 ladies also
3 big batty Latinos
2 midfield pivots
And a deep lying false number nine"
 
Supposedly.

I expect the women have only just returned to training ahead of next weekends game, so they'll have been tested on return, so most likely caught it outside the CFA.

Hopefully Steph Haughton isn't one, because her husband has MND, and that would be a serious risk for him.
The four are thought to Bronze, Walsh, Greenwood and Roebuck who apparently went to Dubai. Hopefully they have had no contact with the others, particularly Steph.
To add to this neither Mewis nor Lavelle have returned from the US
 
Nothing to see here, the circus animals must continue!


So one in every 57 tests done on players and staff is positive. Crikey. Good job we have football to lift our spirits at such times??

Now perform my dancing soccer monkeys, perform! There's money to be made! If one falls, another will take his place, and we'll a we'll award a penalty to Man Utd for good measure. Mwhahahahhaa!
 

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