Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[CBD]

Colin Wanker for me as all his teams played shite football

 

[Blueboy73]

Have Rob Harris or Jose Mourinho had a mention yet?
Two A1 bellends.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Eliminating utd and liverpool players has reduced the pick but German goalkeepers are generally pains in the arses particularly that arsenal one, Schumacher and Munichs finest.

On the plus side, Immel and Trautmann.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Hahaha isn't he more thick than a total **** tho. He has a double digit IQ surely.

Like I think he hates City but he's too stupid to know any better,

He was always thick and stupid, but the white lines just finished it off!

 

[Messi38]

He was always thick and stupid, but the white lines just finished it off!

True, he did himself irreversible brain damage with the drugs.

 

[MikeF]

Beginning?

'Kin hell are you Mother Theresa?

Haha I like to see the good in people! Struggling with that clown though.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

True, he did himself irreversible brain damage with the drugs.

Yep,
and with that much damage, it certainly never helped him pick a winner!

 

[Messi38]

Someone mentioned Ribery and I'd forgotten what an utter **** Benzema is. Blackmailing team mates and shagging underage hookers. What a guy.

Oh yeah, Benzema too.

 

[Messi38]

Have Rob Harris or Jose Mourinho had a mention yet?
Two A1 bellends.

Mourinho has a rag connection

 

[Super-Barwuah]

Simon Jordan if nobody has mentioned him. That two bit criminal that robbed him at gunpoints biggest mistake was he didn't pull the trigger.

Darren freebie gough

Perry city have gone Groves

 

[Mid Wales blue]

When the biggest bellend is part of your club you’ll love them.

So when it’s your bellend enjoy.

When it’s someone else’s bellend, grab them around the neck and shake furiously!

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

Not read whole thread so don't know if he's already been nominated but Andy Hinchcliffe for me....total fuckin wanker....

 

[mosssideblue]

Joey Barton

 

[Blueboy73]

Mourinho has a rag connection

Doh forgot about that, my excuse is that the Rags have so many bellends past and present that it's hard to keep up

 

[Messi38]

Doh forgot about that, my excuse is that the Rags have so many bellends past and present that it's hard to keep up

Very true. Almost everyone in English football who is a bellend has some sort of United connection.

 

[Blueboy73]

I'll raise you Dan Roan.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Lingard , how a human being can make so much money with so little talent is quite astonishing he is on a par with that knobhead lottery winner Michael Carroll although he does have an I.Q. larger than Lingard

 

[Messi38]

Lingard , how a human being can make so much money with so little talent is quite astonishing he is on a par with that knobhead lottery winner Michael Carroll although he does have an I.Q. larger than Lingard

Yeah I agree with you wholeheartedly, and he really is talentless as I said before, i wonder who thought he'd be a good professional footballer, but he is a Utd player so doesn't fit the stipulation.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

John Terry is an absolute fucking ****.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Yeah I agree with you wholeheartedly, and he really is talentless as I said before, i wonder who thought he'd be a good professional footballer, but he is a Utd player so doesn't fit the stipulation.

Amusing when he broke into the Rag team and they were rating the new youngster from the academy and he was 24 !!!