Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

I’ve always hated Hojbjerg and Aaron Ramsey.

Both of them, like Rooney, just follow the ref around all game moaning, crying, sucking up to, the referee. Half-refereeing the game for them.
 
I’ve always hated Hojbjerg and Aaron Ramsey.

Both of them, like Rooney, just follow the ref around all game moaning, crying, sucking up to, the referee. Half-refereeing the game for them.
Aaron Ramsey has a friendly, kind face which disguises his cuntishness. Someone like fernandes is every bit the horrible **** that he looks.
 
Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris must be in the running with a name like that. You don’t get called Chopper unless you have a huge bellend.

Definitely not Gary Neville with his button mushroom dick according to Royston Keane.

We might have an ex-player or 2 in the running with the amount of donkeys we’ve had playing for us in the past & we all know what theirs are like!!

Other than that I’d have no idea as I’ve not showered with many players recently
 
Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris must be in the running with a name like that. You don’t get called Chopper unless you have a huge bellend.

Definitely not Gary Neville with his button mushroom dick according to Royston Keane.

We might have an ex-player or 2 in the running with the amount of donkeys we’ve had playing for us in the past & we all know what theirs are like!!

Other than that I’d have no idea as I’ve not showered with many players recently

Maly running the thread like a boss.
 
Proper ****.

Gives a bizarre faux "PhD level of complexity" answer to every fucking question to appear clever.
Bizarre thing being , I once listened to a radio programme in which Joey Barton pissed all over him intellectually, so much so it was embarrassing!

Two that irritate the shit out of me, Glenn Hoddle and Andy Fackin Taaaaarnsend, both have the same two settings , “talking bollocks” and “stating the bleedin obvious”, both have that southern “know it all” air about them, offering their opinion up as fact, footballs version of those annoying southerners you meet on holiday abroad , pair of cunts.
 
John Terry
Danny Mills
Paul Merson
Richard Keys
Ian “65 million” Darke
Sergio Ramos
The Porto manager
Neil Warnock
Neymar
Charlie Adam
Martin Tyler
Lesse Jingard (to disguise the Utd connection)
Courtney Meppen-Walters

All people I wouldn’t tire of slapping
 

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